Something that I couldn’t go on 4 years ago cuz Miss Rona was prevalent back then, but now that life has returned back to somewhat of a normalcy (it was about time that happened), I am going to be on one in less than 48 hours going on vacation and I am so. freaking. excited!!!!!!!!
Me 4 years ago: Oh I wish I could be on vacation!!!!!! I wish I could be on an airplane on the way to paradise instead of paradising in my bedroom.
Me today: OMG I’m so excited!!!!!! Chicago ‘24 here we come!!!!!!! My excitement is consuming me 24/7/366!!!!!!! I’ll be on an airplane in less than 2 days!!!!!!!!!
Me today: OMG I’m so excited!!!!!! Chicago ‘24 here we come!!!!!!! My excitement is consuming me 24/7/366!!!!!!! I’ll be on an airplane in less than 2 days!!!!!!!!!
by Pialinist July 10, 2024
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Donald Trump:I will work to improve airport security as well.
Donald Trump: I will build a wall.
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Donald Trump:I will work to improve airport security as well.
by Dr.Anonymous Phd.Life September 19, 2016
Get the Speaking of Airplanes mug.Da setting on yer smart phone where Siri tells you not to call her "Shirley" anytime you utter da "it must be da case" word.
Me: Hey Siri --- bring up "Lassie Come-Home" on archive.org.
Siri: I'm sorry --- that book has been pulled from the site due to copyright lawsuits.
Me (incredulously): Pulled due to copyright...?? THAT ancient classic?! Surely there must be some mistake!
Siri: There **isn't** a mistake --- and don't call me "Shirley".
Me: Ooops --- I see that I left my phone in "Airplane! mode".
P.S. Kidding aside, Siri apparently CAN INDEED be programmed to cheekily sass you back like this; here's what da Google-AI response had to say when I posed da question:
Yes, Siri can be programmed to respond with "And don't call me Shirley" when you say "Surely".
Here's how you can do it:
(1) Open the Shortcuts app: Launch the pre-installed Shortcuts application on your iPhone.
(2) Create a new shortcut: Tap the "+" button in the top right corner to create a new shortcut.
(3) Add a trigger: In the "New Shortcut" screen, tap "Add Action" and then search for and select "When I say".
(4) Enter the trigger phrase: Type "Surely" into the text field next to "When I say".
(5) Add the response action: Tap "Add Action" again and search for and select "Speak Text".
(6) Enter the response: In the "Speak Text" action, type in "And don't call me Shirley".
(7) Save the shortcut: Tap "Done" in the top right corner to save your new shortcut.
Now, whenever you say "Surely" to Siri, it should respond with "And don't call me Shirley".
Siri: I'm sorry --- that book has been pulled from the site due to copyright lawsuits.
Me (incredulously): Pulled due to copyright...?? THAT ancient classic?! Surely there must be some mistake!
Siri: There **isn't** a mistake --- and don't call me "Shirley".
Me: Ooops --- I see that I left my phone in "Airplane! mode".
P.S. Kidding aside, Siri apparently CAN INDEED be programmed to cheekily sass you back like this; here's what da Google-AI response had to say when I posed da question:
Yes, Siri can be programmed to respond with "And don't call me Shirley" when you say "Surely".
Here's how you can do it:
(1) Open the Shortcuts app: Launch the pre-installed Shortcuts application on your iPhone.
(2) Create a new shortcut: Tap the "+" button in the top right corner to create a new shortcut.
(3) Add a trigger: In the "New Shortcut" screen, tap "Add Action" and then search for and select "When I say".
(4) Enter the trigger phrase: Type "Surely" into the text field next to "When I say".
(5) Add the response action: Tap "Add Action" again and search for and select "Speak Text".
(6) Enter the response: In the "Speak Text" action, type in "And don't call me Shirley".
(7) Save the shortcut: Tap "Done" in the top right corner to save your new shortcut.
Now, whenever you say "Surely" to Siri, it should respond with "And don't call me Shirley".
by QuacksO August 12, 2025
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Dramatic Yter/Hollywood movie director: *plane shakes 1 cm* AHHHHHHHH! IM GONNA DIE!
Dramatic Yter/Hollywood movie director: *plane shakes 1 cm* AHHHHHHHH! IM GONNA DIE!
by Fired Oreos December 28, 2018
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Whenever I'm on a long flight, I always switch to airplane mode; it's a game-changer for my battery life!
by Emotional Cruiser August 15, 2025
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Style by Taylor Swift (and also half of that album)
Streets by Doja Cat
Ridin Solo by Jason Derulo
Cooler Than Me by Mike Posner
Into You by Ariana Grande
Attention by Charlie Puth
Be The One by Dua Lipa
I Feel it Coming by The Weeknd
Lost by Frank Ocean
Who Knew by P!nk
Wide Awake by Katy Perry(she has very many of these!)
Style by Taylor Swift (and also half of that album)
Streets by Doja Cat
Ridin Solo by Jason Derulo
Cooler Than Me by Mike Posner
Into You by Ariana Grande
Attention by Charlie Puth
Be The One by Dua Lipa
I Feel it Coming by The Weeknd
Lost by Frank Ocean
Who Knew by P!nk
Wide Awake by Katy Perry(she has very many of these!)
by StankyRats69 December 28, 2021
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