african smoothie

When you shit and piss in a bitches mouth and make her keep in until you cum creating a mixture of shit, piss, and semen. Then putting it in a cup of ice to create the said smoothie.

I gave this bitch an african smoothie and made her drink it. She threw up everywhere!

by Guy Feiri December 1, 2017

african timer

A person who says they'll arrive at a certain time but end up arriving 3 hours later

You're such an african timer ... how do you come three hours late to your own party ?

by mimiwaka June 2, 2017

african oak

Compressed sawdust made into boards for low cost cabinets, desks and other furniture.

Don't buy that table from Walmart it is made of African oak.

by Elrozz March 30, 2017

Pan Africanism

In the South African context it means ignoring crimes committed by Foreigners from other African states.

I just saw a African foreigner being arrested for drug possession in Johannesburg CBD, but I won't post about it because it's anti pan Africanism

by @LuckyKunene2024 February 24, 2023

African Dominoes

A form of dice-playoriginated in New Orleans.

- Where y'at?
- What it is, whoadie?!
- What about playing african dominoes tonight?
- Ah Cane't!
- Fo True? Why?
- Jus' thinkin'bout stayin' in doors!

by William Warney April 8, 2009

african express

The EBT, Access, or Welfare Card.

Cashier - "Cash or credit, Ms. Jenkins"?

Ms. Jenkins - "Go on head and put dat on da African Express card"

by milkdud November 16, 2006

african tick

one ball (tesitcle) shown as a gag

Hey, you want to see an african tick. (then you pull one nut out from under you shorts and show it around)

by LongDukDong January 22, 2009