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after dribble

when you cum in her mouth and she spits it onto your chest
*lauren gives the succ*
"FUCK, SHIT, NIGGERY"
*she spit*

"get that after dribble off my chestyou filthy whore"
by anonymous April 18, 2018
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After Lent

A secular 'holiday' consisting of a period of 40 days devoted to self-control and self-improvement. Seasonal customs include not only giving up harmful behaviors but also participating in new and beneficial behaviors.
Person A: Why'd you give up sweets for After Lent? You're so skinny.
Person B: I want to make sure that if I ever get fat, I can lose the weight. My body is a temple.
Person A: You're an idiot but I admire your self-respect.
by TupacOrNotTupac April 20, 2015
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after-virgin

a man who hasn't had sex in over 15 years, and has returned to his pre-sex state where he's back to masturbating to asian ass porn 7 times a day in the back of his closet. This is mostly found among middle aged men such as single dads and just guys who are really really fugly.
Dad, I swear to god you gotta get laid. You're starting to act like an after-virgin. Dad? Dad, get the fuck out of my closet!!
by Roberta Paulsen August 10, 2016
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After Blast

The remnants of cum on someone's cock after shooting a load.
I didn't swallow his load, I just tasted some of the after blast.
by Mr Benny November 5, 2022
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After-Ass

When you eat or drink something that tastes good at first but then tastes like ass right after.
Ex 1.

Moiz: "This juice is good at first but then shitty afterwards .

Zach: "Dude, you've got a serious case of after-ass."

Ex 2.

"I ate this chick's ass and at the time it tasted good, but then I started tasting that after-ass when I was done"
by Ice Hitted Onyu April 17, 2017
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getting after

Going hard toward something, usually used in a sexual sense, but not exclusively.
Katie was getting after Tim toward the end of the bar last night.

Jamar was getting after that homework assignment in the library yesterday.
by LifeSavr June 14, 2017
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The Wednesday After That

A 'polite' way of calling somebody a twat. Often used in response to C U Next Tuesday.
"Hey, C U Next Tuesday!"
"Yeah, or The Wednesday After That"
by Arnoldopolis December 28, 2007
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