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adult finder

A bunch of female / man whores posting there pictures on the net trying to get some cause they can't get it any other way.
Dude: "Check out this chick on adult finder! I thinking about messaging her."

Other Dude; "Dude man come on... All the women on there are just a bunch of nasty whores wanting to give some crabs."
by Quentin_B. March 31, 2007
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Adult Slurpee

A tasty alcoholic mixed drink enjoyed by many thanks to your local 7-11 and Lisa. Reason for founding ASC (Adult Slurpee Crew-a PKD Native).
Rush into your local 7-11 and enjoy the new Dragon Fruit slurpee with a touch (a few shots) of vodka, mix with cool colored straw-and enjoy your first of many ADULT SLURPEES.
by Lisa B from the PkD December 9, 2008
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adult learner

Members of a college class who are far older than the rest of the students.
These old-enough-to-be-your-parents aged classmates typically sit in the front of the class, arrive drastically early with noisome big-gulp sized iced coffees and tend to ask belaboring and basic questions.
Due to mass layoffs and a degree-demanding job market, these masses of Baby Boomers opt to return to college, starting from scratch alongside twenty-somethings.
todd: man, who was that guy in our class making corny jokes and telling us to never get married?
frank: that is your typical adult learner right there
by thomas piiiinchen October 30, 2013
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Adult Up

Stop looking for a free teat..
Wean thyself.....
Take care of things with out help of "The Village"
Grow the hell up..
Got a brother that needs to Adult Up ..
Always looking for a handout not a hand up..
by Zanetree October 3, 2018
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a Michigan adult

someone who lives in Michigan and is 14 and 8 months old (in Michigan a 14 and 8-month-old can drive and work)
person a: wow they look a little young to be driving and working

person b: don't worry they're a Michigan adult

person a: weird
by thicckiid January 10, 2021
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Adult tax

Taking a drink of a child's drink or taking a bite out of a child's food before giving it to them.
"Dude? Did you just take a bite out of your kid's candy bar?" Said single guy.

"Of course, that's the adult tax." Said dad.
by John Doe Daddy August 3, 2019
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adult dark

The time of day when the sun is setting, when adults think it's too dark for kids to keep playing outside. The kids, however, insist there is still enough light out to keep playing for a while longer because it's not all the way dark yet. The adults think it's too dark out because they've been sitting in the house with lights on.
Mom yelling outside: "Kids, come inside. It's dark out there! Come in and wash, supper's almost ready!"

Kids: "Aw mom! It's not too dark out, we can still see the ball! It's only adult dark. 10 more minutes!"
by orangek October 8, 2011
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