by battlepass69 February 10, 2022

Asher is super smart, creative, resourceful and musical. He is a fierce friend and very loyal, reliable, and sweet as a Bumblee’s tooshy. However, he has one chink in his armour - dirty dishes. Asher, if you’re reading, no more dishes in Narnia or anywhere in Crunchytown.
When it comes to music, he can do magical things with his fingers on his guitar. When it comes to women, he can also do magical things with his fingers, on their minges. When it comes to men, we’re not sure of his finger magic… yet.
Asher grows 1cm shorter each Birthday.
Asher always wears a pimp coat and slippers. Except one time when he represented Crunchy at court, and wore a fitted white shirt which was all the judge noticed.
Also Asher if you’re still reading, stop leaving joint ends around. Only leave unsmoked joints as gifts going forward.
Asher is loved and valued by his friends. Never change (except the dishes thing).
When it comes to music, he can do magical things with his fingers on his guitar. When it comes to women, he can also do magical things with his fingers, on their minges. When it comes to men, we’re not sure of his finger magic… yet.
Asher grows 1cm shorter each Birthday.
Asher always wears a pimp coat and slippers. Except one time when he represented Crunchy at court, and wore a fitted white shirt which was all the judge noticed.
Also Asher if you’re still reading, stop leaving joint ends around. Only leave unsmoked joints as gifts going forward.
Asher is loved and valued by his friends. Never change (except the dishes thing).
Ralph: Dude, did you leave your dishes out?
Johnny: Nah man, what do you think I am a fkn Asher or something?
Johnny: Nah man, what do you think I am a fkn Asher or something?
by QueenFoozle69 July 11, 2022

a hot daddy who only cares about the popularity of his discord server and doesn't care about the bad things people do/say
by Cult of the Beyond Hater May 26, 2022

Fumbles
by birdwatcher2002 October 19, 2022

Person1: "Woah is that Asher Nicholas Magyar!?"
Person2: "Holy shit I was just jerking off to his videos!!"
Person2: "Holy shit I was just jerking off to his videos!!"
by paradoxiaaan May 14, 2022

Asher is the type of personality with the best personality out there. They're silly and makes everyone laugh. They're the funniest guy in class and is a undisputed jokester. They're adorable and their smile lights up a room. They might seem like the type of guy that just likes to joke around, but he is the most caring person around. Whenever they see someone sad, they ask them what’s wrong and comforts them. They're so kind and always puts you first. They are COMPLETE partner material and any girl would be lucky to have them in your life. If you have an Asher in your life, make sure you don’t let them go!
by addicted2asher August 22, 2023
