as cool as a cucumber

A person who is far relaxed and never worry about the future

John is as cool as a cucumber, his final exam is tomorrow morning and he is telling jokes.

by Moudyaseen55 April 3, 2015

single as a pringle

Not in a relationship

He is single as a pringle

by Talla May 3, 2018

Asano Gakushu

(From the anime assassination classroom) The top student and student president of Kunugigaoka Junior High, which is managed by his father whom he has a complex with. He is a genius with a profound intellect, exceptional talents, charismatic personality, and sociopathic ambitions. However, Influenced by his dad, he is elitist and obsessed with victory and control.

Person 1: do you know who is Asano Gakushu

person 2: of course! I love him.

by IMakeStupidDefinitions June 19, 2020

thick as a plank

Somebody is who is beyond stupid in general or at certain tasks. They are so dumb that they compare to a plank of wood in terms of brain usage.

In fact the plank of wood will usually solve the task before the person.

Jack: So did Alan manage to fix that rusty gate?

Bill: Nah man that lads as thick as a plank.

by MrWeldon February 6, 2018

dead, dead as a cockroach

what you say when someone thinks you will do something stupid or dumb.

person: *makes a stupid remark*
me: bruh- caught me dead, dead as a cockroach if you think i’m going to do that 💀

by kittyslayer123 November 13, 2020

Asal

Asal means the sharp edge of an arrow in Sanskrit. It also means "honey" in Persian.

Asal is a super sweet and smart girl. She is as close to perfect as any woman can get. She is also a very good cook.

I'm so hungry, I wish Asal was making dinner tonight

by Gaimer April 17, 2011

asab

meaning "as a bitch" it's more exaggerated than "asf".

Rico: I got a new dog today *sends pic of the dog*
Willow: LMFAOOOOO WTFK YO DOG UGLY ASAB

by sickgirlkai November 28, 2021