arse skating

When a man slides his penis up and down his partner's arse crack, gliding as though on ice.

Sometimes lubrication helps.

"Ahh man I was arse skating Andrea last night and jizz'd all up her back"

by Kittyburbank July 11, 2014

smelly arse

a person named brandon whos last name starts with a b. we all know who this is. he need a showa.

omg do u smell that smelly arse over their

by phantom negromante May 28, 2019

arse valve

the muscle which controls the opening and shutting of the anus

i was that scared,my arse valve was puckering.

by The love bandit March 14, 2004

Arse Pelican

This is the coloquial term for a pedo or butt dart champion, It is best you stear clear of these folk.

Phil is chadstones local ArsePelican

by No-thanx April 2, 2004

Cats Arse

Facial expression adopted by scorned women. So called due to the (*) shape created by the lips resembling a cats sphincter.

Dave doesn't come to the pub any more - I heard his wife gives him the 'Cats Arse'if he does.

by Antony Butnut March 18, 2004

Arse moss

the lint or fluff the builds up in your arse crack that becomes sweaty and ends up as a mossy texture.

i was scratching my arse the other day and i pulled some arse moss out on my finger.

by scott stiffler December 11, 2007

arse jockey

A person who rides another by mounting them and inserting a penile type object into their arse. Used as an insult to bummers...

That man over there is an absolute arse jockey!

by Bummer....... September 19, 2003