message-apocalypse

When you accidentally send an embarrassing message to someone and your life is in danger of being ruined.

Shoot, I just texted Josh that I love him and moved all the way across the country just to live by him!
Steve Jobs: Hah! Message-apocalypse!

by TheRealTrueHero August 10, 2017

The apocalypse

What has been happing ever since they made Cats into a movie.

Signs of the apocalypse:
COVID-19
The entire fucking planet is on fire
Climate change
Russia going to war with Ukraine
Cats the movie
Shall I go on?

by mr electric is god February 24, 2022

Apocalypse Rising 2

A Roblox game developed by Gusmanak who previously made Apocalypse Rising. The game is an open world zombie survival game where the player searches for items used to kill players and zombies alike. Since Roblox is incompetent, the game has a fair amount of cheaters in it.

I can't wait to get home from my 6th grade class to play Apocalypse Rising 2!

by masiethecheese April 12, 2023

APOCALYPSE

Anonymous Provocateurs and Other Culprits that are Against Leaving Your friends to go to Pathetic Stupid Earth
from 22 vs. Earth

22: APOCALYPSE now!

by TheTaiwanese April 28, 2022

apocalypse

When you want to look at porn but the internet isn't working.

Was hoping to unwind after a stressful day but it turned out to be the apocalypse. My dreams of good times were shattered when I realized it was the apocalypse.

by SirxiumNotCMD April 1, 2022

Sassy man apocalypse

A hyperbolically conceived socio-cultural phenomenon characterized by a perceived and sudden proliferation of individuals—typically male-identifying—who exhibit heightened levels of flamboyant confidence, unfiltered audacity, and performative sass. This behavioral shift, often interpreted as both a challenge to traditional masculinity and a dramatic reconfiguration of social dynamics, is theorized (semi-satirically) to destabilize conventional interpersonal interactions, prompting widespread commentary across digital and real-world communities. The term is employed with humorous exaggeration, frequently within Gen Z and millennial vernacular, to denote the figurative ‘end of the world as we know it’ brought about by unchecked sass and bold charisma.

How did the Sassy man apocalypse come to be? Leader of the revolution Blaise D’Sylva

by copacabanachampion June 2, 2025

Bloodfart Apocalypse

1)The aftermath of having eaten too many spicy foods and pickled foods together, resulting in the kind of flatulence that is explosive, hot, humid, and/or explosive in nature, tearing hemorrhoids on the way out.

2)when one shits themselves to death after being poisoned or plagued

"this gas could gag a shithouse rat, hopefully it doesn't end up being a Bloodfart Apocalypse."

by PhatSphoincter October 3, 2025