Lazy Sunday wife teases all day. Makes you have multiple boners. Wife says "we can't do it right now. We have to wait until kids are in bed. She falls asleep before kids.
by ZeketheZookeeper April 9, 2017
Get the boner abusemug. One who uses hashtags excessively or creates hashtags incorrectly by using a series of words that would not like be used by anyone other than that person
by pseu_DAY_nym August 4, 2014
Get the hashtag abusermug. Texas law defines "Abuse unit" thus (Health and Safety Code, Title 6, Subtitle C, Chapter 481, Subchapter A, Section 481.002):
(A) except as provided by Paragraph (B):
(i) a single unit on or in any adulterant, dilutant, or similar
carrier medium, including marked or perforated blotter paper, a
tablet, gelatin wafer, sugar cube, or stamp, or other medium that
contains any amount of a controlled substance listed in Penalty
Group 1-A, if the unit is commonly used in abuse of that
substance; or
(ii) each quarter-inch square section of paper, if the adulterant,
dilutant, or carrier medium is paper not marked or perforated into
individual abuse units; or
(B) if the controlled substance is in liquid or solid form, 40 micrograms
of the controlled substance including any adulterant or dilutant.
The most well-known substance in "Penalty Group 1-A" is LSD. The term "Abuse unit" is used in order to fairly prosecute possession or manufacture of drugs that are usually dosed with blotter paper (and other hard-to-measure mediums).
(A) except as provided by Paragraph (B):
(i) a single unit on or in any adulterant, dilutant, or similar
carrier medium, including marked or perforated blotter paper, a
tablet, gelatin wafer, sugar cube, or stamp, or other medium that
contains any amount of a controlled substance listed in Penalty
Group 1-A, if the unit is commonly used in abuse of that
substance; or
(ii) each quarter-inch square section of paper, if the adulterant,
dilutant, or carrier medium is paper not marked or perforated into
individual abuse units; or
(B) if the controlled substance is in liquid or solid form, 40 micrograms
of the controlled substance including any adulterant or dilutant.
The most well-known substance in "Penalty Group 1-A" is LSD. The term "Abuse unit" is used in order to fairly prosecute possession or manufacture of drugs that are usually dosed with blotter paper (and other hard-to-measure mediums).
by cumshark October 21, 2019
Get the Abuse unitmug. Poser,thinks the world revolves around them. Bleached hair, claims to skate, lame, messed, what more can u ask of a poser?
by right/with/the/world December 19, 2002
Get the peroxide abusermug. When you overuse the hashtag symbol, especially on non-Twitter/Instagram apps. Includes having more hashtags than words in your post, adding the prefix "insta" to everything, tagging things that aren't really related, and making hashtags longer than sentences.
FB post: Staffing the ambo today, looking forward to a great shift. #ems #fire #firedepartment #fireandrescue #instafire #instafirerescue #instagood #crossfit #hangingwiththecrew #workinghard #idonthatemyjob #skillstopaythebills #hustleandflow #bringinhomethebacon
"Man that's some serious hashtag abuse."
"Man that's some serious hashtag abuse."
by user_name July 28, 2014
Get the hashtag abusermug. when someone types or writes in capitals either by accident or on purpose.
this is very common in instant messengers where someone will accidently have caps lock on and then type or accidently press the caps lock button on mid sentence. It looks very annoying and signifys that they constantly shout.
this is very common in instant messengers where someone will accidently have caps lock on and then type or accidently press the caps lock button on mid sentence. It looks very annoying and signifys that they constantly shout.
Example 1: what you doiNG LATER ON?
example 2: OKAY I DONT MIND
example 3: I DoNt TyPe WiTh CaPs AbUsE
example 2: OKAY I DONT MIND
example 3: I DoNt TyPe WiTh CaPs AbUsE
by Geon106 June 6, 2007
Get the caps abusemug.