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by Kevin Costner January 20, 2004
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Turtling

The act of shoving something large and round into one of your bodily orifices, such as a turtle. while a turtle is traditionally used, also acceptable for the usage of this word are frisbees,plates,and some water bottles. This method of self-pleasure is to be used only by the most extreme of hole stuffers. If you cant think of anything else to shove up your ass, why not use a turtle? The sign language equivalent of turtling is making a fist but placing you thumb between your index and middle finger (american sign language for the letter T) and wiggling your thumb.
Hey man, i heard your mom was into turtling.
Nah man, she goes for more traditional fisting.
by icantfuckingthinkofanothername February 06, 2011
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The act of poking your asian girlfriend's nipple inward while saying "turtle!".
Kyle poked Tina's nipple inward and screamed turtle!
by Tinababy February 04, 2008
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Turtling

What happens when someone (usually Matt) eats far too much food. The person then proceeds to fall on their back and is so full they physically can't get up or roll over, no matter how much they rock back and forth much like a turtle on it's back.
Matt: Why did i eat that last pizza i'm totally gonna turtle!

Dane: Quick poke him and giggle he can't chase after you! He's totally turtling!

Matt: Bleugh!!! *rocks back and forth*
by Mattson December 10, 2008
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Turtle

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WE NEED TO SAVE THEM

METAL STRAWS OR YOU DEATH

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Vsco girl: SAVE THE TURTLES

Non-Vsco girl: are you actually doing anything???
by chloeisalwaysright August 28, 2019
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Something you say when you don't know what to say.
"Pollution is ending our world!"
*silence*
"Turtle?"
by Batman's pimp April 30, 2021
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