harley davidson

anyone who thinks this is a wothwhile purchase is a fucking retard. ive seen mopeds faster than these peices of overpriced shit

fag- yeah i got a harley
dual sport - yeah you got a dick up your ass too
fag - yeah but i can fly a quarter mile in 16 seconds
dual sport - you're a fucking retard

by datsunface October 5, 2004

Harley Quinn

This definition is simple: Jokers Girlfriend. If you don't know who the Joker is you are just plain Stupid and that's what Google is for.

Hey did you hear Harley Quinn is in the movie Suicide Squad?

by Jaxsenlover January 17, 2017

Harley Davidson

The act of holding a nude women's ankles while motor boating her vagina.

Last night I gave my girlfriend a Harley Davidson.

by Pleggster December 21, 2012

Harley fart

Release of flatulence that sounds akin to a Harley Davidson motorcycle engine revving.

Lisa's Harley fart, was unfortunate near the end of her otherwise successful job interview.

by Brian Mulkey September 3, 2007

Hobo Harley

Modified push-bike with a lawnmower engine added. Popular with junkies and the unemployed in Western Sydney. They were banned by the NSW state government a few years ago but some insist on using them.

"Damn, did you hear about the house burglar who got caught by the cops when he came back to the house to pick up his Hobo Harley"

by tekserve October 17, 2012

polish the Harley

Engage in pointless and unnecessary busy work for the sake of avoiding actual responsibility or undesirable tasks. First used on The Marriage Ref on an episode airing Thursday, March 25, 2010.

Husband: Honey, I'd like to come with you to the baby shower, but I have to polish the Harley.

Wife: We don't own a Harley.

Husband: I know, but it needs to be polished.

by mkb000 March 29, 2010

Steve Harley

Lead singer of 1970s glam rock band 'Cockney Rebel'. After 3 of the 5 founding members walked out because of some dispute or another, Harley changed the name to 'Steve Harley and Cockney Rebel' in 1975. With this, the band had a number one single with 'Make Me Smile (Come Up And See Me)', which has been covered 130 times since. However, the band also has some phenomenal songs such as 'Death Trip', 'Mr Soft', and 'Sebastian'. He was notorious for an almost-arrogant stance in the 1970s but this has worn off with time, and, despite being 69, he still plays over 60 live dates per year, many in an acoustic format.

Did you hear that Steve Harley, out of Cockney Rebel, has just been caught speeding and fined £1000. Let's all download 'Come Up And See Me Make Me Smile' to help him pay it off. Everyone loves that song, you can't trust someone who doesn't like that song.

by Milton Reame-James Reborn November 25, 2020