A boyfriend who is so infatuated with his significant other that he does not realize that no real chemistry exists between them, or that he serves only as an object to be exploited, especially as an apparatus upon whom she may hang her purse should she desire to ascertain the fit of a particular garment.
Guy #1 "Dude, did you hear Alex and Kayla are going out?"
Guy #2 "Dude, she doesn't even like him, he's just her purse hanger"
Guy #1 "Yeah, but he doesn't care, she's like the hottest chick on this side of the Appalachians"
Guy #2 "Dude, she doesn't even like him, he's just her purse hanger"
Guy #1 "Yeah, but he doesn't care, she's like the hottest chick on this side of the Appalachians"
by RJSCR March 15, 2011
A wardrobe malfunction that is hailed as fashion.
Derived from Hitoribocchi no Marumaruseikatsu, where character Aru Honshou forgot to remove the hanger from her school uniform, and when confronted about it, she proclaims it as fashion.
Derived from Hitoribocchi no Marumaruseikatsu, where character Aru Honshou forgot to remove the hanger from her school uniform, and when confronted about it, she proclaims it as fashion.
"Bro, you put your shirt on backwards."
"What do you mean? It's fashion!"
"You mean Hanger Fashion."
"What do you mean? It's fashion!"
"You mean Hanger Fashion."
by TRIBAL CHIEF UCE October 31, 2021
The constant feeling of shit dangeling from your butt hole while taking a shit but when you wipe nothing shows up
Bro I was taking a shit and kept feeling shit but nothing's there, it must have been a phantom hanger
by The turd master December 11, 2013
Cass was sucking Alison's nipples so hard that when Tony and Mec walked in they hung their jackets on her nipple hangers.
by muffmeister September 01, 2015
When, after doing laundry, you are hanging up your clothes but can't fit the hanger in, so you must hit it back and forth against the other clothes to try and squeeze it in.
I was doing laundry yesterday, and I had to do a Hanger Beatdown just to hang up my shirt!
you have to many clothes and whine a lot....
you have to many clothes and whine a lot....
by Doesntunderstandusernames November 19, 2010
A bisexual person. A fence-hanger is a term that refers to a person who hangs on the proverbial fence - he or she is unable to pick a side on which to committ his or her sexuality, but rather stays near the fence (the middle).
by soadfreak973 March 03, 2008
this works best with a girl and a guy, but you can substitute same sex and some farm animals.
vacant hanger: is the male in an standing position, and the female is on all fours and, they are both faceing each other. The male inserts himself in the oral orface,ie.(mouth) and bends his torso over the females head. while grasping her buttox. And thrusting his pelvis. finally he mildly spanks her and positions his face in her posterier while enjoying her natural gravy. (but he must be mindful of the gag factor.)
vacant hanger: is the male in an standing position, and the female is on all fours and, they are both faceing each other. The male inserts himself in the oral orface,ie.(mouth) and bends his torso over the females head. while grasping her buttox. And thrusting his pelvis. finally he mildly spanks her and positions his face in her posterier while enjoying her natural gravy. (but he must be mindful of the gag factor.)
tim: hey Mike,
Mke: whats up
Tim: i just got a great deal on a vacant hanger.
Mike: really, were
Tim: around the corner with ashley.
Mike: how was it?
Tim: it was the deal of a life time!!!!!!
Mke: whats up
Tim: i just got a great deal on a vacant hanger.
Mike: really, were
Tim: around the corner with ashley.
Mike: how was it?
Tim: it was the deal of a life time!!!!!!
by obease July 12, 2008