goober

a complete jack-weed or moron

your such a goober tom, you put you dick in the wrong hole again?

by Fred Nichols January 2, 2004

Goober

a penis and a goober licker is a person who has oral sex.

You might say.. your a goober.. and then the other person might say your a goober licker and then the other person will say no I'm not and then the OTHER person will say thats the problem

by RamaHater June 25, 2005

goober

a booger.

Hey Libby, you've got a little goober hanging out your nose.

by Iodine April 4, 2004

goober

See wordloser/word.

by Anonymous May 28, 2003

Goober

Goober is the male's ball sack.

I have this horrible itch on my goober.

Hey, you want to see my goober?

I have a sweaty ass goober bro...

How do you shave your goober?

by Bean Supreme April 17, 2009

GOOBER

An annoying person who reminds me of a white glob of slime.
someone who mistakenly thinks that they are cute and/or funny

"That kid is such a goober, he's really into being stupid"

by swiftcamels February 9, 2009

Goober

Someone's private area.
Someone that is goofy.

Stop touching my goober!

by Grace Lynn April 11, 2008