A unique autobiography, written by a modern day prophet. Also referred to as the New Bible. In essense, vol one is about a genius poor abused boy growing up in Buffalo NY. Wanders the city getting into strange adventures and tragedies, then goes insane, and gets committed to an mental asylum for years, then ends up homeless for over 35 years wandering across all of america's cities. Eventually getting into crazy impossible adventures, and surviving by his wits and strength of will and refusal to give up and die.
Vol Two is about My strange life story continued. My committment and imprisonment in an insane asylum for the young at 13, and all the colorful and crazy loonies I befriended there, including many of their stories as well. An insane, tragic, weird and funny tale.
Vol Two is about My strange life story continued. My committment and imprisonment in an insane asylum for the young at 13, and all the colorful and crazy loonies I befriended there, including many of their stories as well. An insane, tragic, weird and funny tale.
America the Poor: A Wanderers Tale is an epic work, destined to change the world in a very important way.
by Professorjpj January 30, 2022
Get the America the Poor: A Wanderers Talemug. You cannot go against nature
Because when you do
Go against nature
It's part of nature too
Our little lives get complicated
It's a simple thing
Simple as a flower
And that's a complicated thing
No new tale to tell
No new tale to tell
No new tale to tell
AHHHH
My world is your world
People like to hear their names
I'm no exception
Please call my name
Call my name
Because when you do
Go against nature
It's part of nature too
Our little lives get complicated
It's a simple thing
Simple as a flower
And that's a complicated thing
No new tale to tell
No new tale to tell
No new tale to tell
AHHHH
My world is your world
People like to hear their names
I'm no exception
Please call my name
Call my name
No new tale to tell
No new tale to tell
No new tale to tell
AHHHH
When you're down
It's a long way up
When you're up
It's a long way down
It's all the same thing
No new tale to tell
No new tale to tell
No new tale to tell
No new tale to tell
AHHHH
When you're down
It's a long way up
When you're up
It's a long way down
It's all the same thing
No new tale to tell
No new tale to tell
by Death Menace October 4, 2022
Get the No New Tale to Tellmug. James was so vague and all over the place man telling me what happened in the bar last night, his usual fairy tale hairy tail kinda storytelling!
by pouyabagheri June 7, 2019
Get the Fairy tale hairy tailmug. by ugly84 January 11, 2010
Get the hold this tale and let me fuck this horsemug. by TheGOATofEVERYTHING! February 8, 2023
Get the Horn ball tells a tale of a link of the pastmug. An adult game developed by Neversoft Studios and distributed by Erolabs, that can be played on mobile devices. It features stories taken from the popular fairy tales, and they are made into their own storyline. You play as Lord Archfiend and gather as much girls as you can from this game. Also, finish contract summons in the game for characters to have extra-spicy contents.
Cherry Tale is so good! Cinderella, Ping, Wu Zetian, Martha and Anastasia are my favourite characters in the game!
by LaserImouto November 18, 2023
Get the Cherry Talemug. Next to having little hands and little eyes, Tiny Todd "Tippy Toes" Howard is known for walking around in high heels and tellin' great big lies. His long-suffering wifelet says that he's got a little schmeckle and tiny little teeth. He wears platform shoes on his nasty little feet. When detected in public it's evident that he's got little baby legs and that he stands so low, even a child would have to pick him up just to say hello! He should get in his little car and just go beep, beep, beep because nobody cares about his deceptive manletspeak. We don't want no more tall tales around here.
Manmore 1: Oh great, Bethesda is releasing another overpriced shovelware role-playing game soon. Little Napoleon Howard promised to finally add a height slider to the character creation menu this time. Manmore 2: That's just another one of Todd Howard's tall tales! That dwarfishly stunted, petite and effeminate microscopic runt of a homunculus Ewok sissy manlet boy is way too insecure about his laughably girlish height to ever permit such a thing. Manmore 1: What a meddling manlet he is! Short people got no reason. Manmore 2: Hahahahaha!
by ManletDepreciator September 13, 2024
Get the Todd Howard's tall talesmug.