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fresh jar of skippy

Slang for anal sex following extensive rimming or a good lubing
Q: How was the anal?
A: Smoother than a fresh jar of skippy
by CovidConvo May 26, 2022
mugGet the fresh jar of skippymug.

Skippies

Unlike a previous definition given by "Alex", this term is definitely NOT circa 1990's. The first known reference to skippies occurred in the mid to late 1970's, and refers to a low-cost type of shoe, most often unnamed, or off-brand, such as pro-max, roos, or some other imitation. Usually having plastic soles, poor construction, and fake leather exterior, and also very poor support of the foot. Although usually sold as athletic shoes, these were the absolute worst choice of footwear for athletes, as the soles would not grip surfaces intended for sports. Often, they would leave scuff marks on floors from the simple act of walking, and they made a clomping sound when walking in hallways of places like schools. This attracted attention from cruel kids, who most often teased the less fortunate for having to wear them.

Side Note from the Definer: Bullying is cruel and affective to sensitive children, but it is also a part of social learning, and self awareness. It is important to allow our children to learn these traits in the world we live in, or they will be devoured in the world yet to come. We are not raising a nation of cry-babies. We should teach them to be warriors. I learned my most important lessons from being a victim of bullies during my youth. Today, no one would dare challenge me in that way. I would swallow them whole without remorse.
Skippies... Make your mama look fine, Skippies, get ya behind in the line, Skippies, cost a dollar ninety nine. Skippieeeeeees!
by Whiskey Drinker Me September 8, 2020
mugGet the Skippiesmug.

douche skippy

a person under the age of eleven or shorter than five foot four that is a complete douche.
by thefiness November 5, 2010
mugGet the douche skippymug.

The Skippy

when you stick your member in some peanut butter, then you have your lady friend lick it off of you

YA DAMN SKIPPY
Chad: Yo brad what did you do with brandi last night

Brad: gave her the skippy, something about sex and peanut

just gets her off, Bro
by bradthebro May 3, 2011
mugGet the The Skippymug.

cream my skippies

A common expression to express the impending ejaculation in one’s pants. Commonly due to excitement or anticipation of a gleeful event.
Oh man, if i have one more bite of dessert I’m gonna cream my skippies

Goodness gracious, I got put between Megan and Pam in the homecoming grind train and nearly creamed my skippies.
by tinypelican January 13, 2025
mugGet the cream my skippiesmug.

Skippy

A girl / Shordy that jumps around from guy to guy and doesn't feel any ways about admitting it.
Hey look at that skippy ! Just saw her on the block yesterday skipping around!
by Blackk Panther August 30, 2017
mugGet the Skippymug.

Skippy

I saw Skippy attempting to walk along a fence unfortunately he fell off .
by stevethemanc April 27, 2020
mugGet the Skippymug.

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