Poop Scooter

A person whom is dropping a deuce whilst riding an electric scooter.
AKA: Dook scoot

Poop Scooter: a person whom is dropping a deuce whilst riding an electric scooter.
AKA: Dook scoot
1: "Heeeeey!"
2: Sup, guurl?"
1: "What you doin' later?"
2: "Poop scootin' to the liquor store. Need somethin'?"

by Holden McKack July 25, 2021

mobesity scooter

A mobility scooter being ridden by a person of an obese nature, that looks like it's struggling to move.

Look at that chunker avoiding exercise by using a mobesity scooter

by Moist Trucker November 21, 2022

scooter chop

When you stop your scooter and the body swings around your legs chopping it's way to victory

Fuck man!

What?!?

I just got scooter chopped

Your fucking stupid man.

by The_Art_Of_Pain October 11, 2015

Scooter head

Fricken swag asf

Person 1:Yo he’s a fucking scooter head
Person 2: exactly

by Epikgamer08 April 15, 2021

Pooper Scooter

Someone who "scoots" or nudges dog pop into the bushes instead of picking it up and disposing of it properly. Pooper scooters want people to think they are picking up after their dog when they really aren't.

Miles: Don't forget the pooper scooper!
McCord: it's cool I'll just kick it into some bushes or something.
Miles: Dude you're such a pooper scooter

by Andythemailman April 20, 2013

Stupid Scooter

Term used for placing your nose in a persons anus when in the 69 position.

"She rode my face like a stupid scooter"

by Carty September 12, 2006

Scooter the Gooch

(Verb)
1. When the clitoris is stimulated by rubbing against a partner’s gooch. 2. Hetero-tribbing. 3. To lose by a narrow margin in the last second.

alt. Gucci Scooter

(1)“Hey Janet are you going to make it to the OFFL Fantasy draft tonight?”
“Nah, I’ll probably stay in, open a bottle of wine, and Scooter the Gooch with hubby”
(2) “Man, I really Scootered the Gooch last game.”

by Buckle My Shoe 3 4 November 26, 2020