Poptart

The act of masterbation into a bag.

I had to make time for a poptart before work

by HACKER1012 April 15, 2021

poptart vip

The pimpiest mother fuckers out there. These people are the best and eat the best poptarts out there. They also get poptarts discounts for their shear sexiness. They also pull all the bitches out there.

I wish I was a Poptart VIP like Jose, I'd get all the bitches.

by Boobman9000 November 5, 2013

Poptart

A popped collared preppy douche who wears salmon pants and thinks his dad can buy everyone. Also enjoys scotch on the rocks and a blonde bimbo

That guy is such a poptart, stay away!

by Harrydingdong69 June 8, 2017

A Poptart

someone with 17 divorces and a deep voice

He is such a Poptart

by Voltico October 5, 2023

poptart

𝙣𝙞𝙜𝙜𝙖𝙨 𝙬𝙝𝙤 𝙜𝙚𝙩 𝙘𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙚𝙙 𝙥𝙤𝙥𝙩𝙖𝙧𝙩𝙨 𝙖𝙧𝙚 𝙜𝙪𝙞𝙡𝙩𝙮 𝙤𝙛 𝙛𝙖𝙜𝙜𝙤𝙩𝙧𝙮/𝙨𝙪𝙨 𝙖𝙘𝙩𝙞𝙫𝙞𝙩𝙮

𝙛𝙪𝙘𝙠 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙮𝙤 𝙥𝙞𝙣𝙠 𝙨𝙝𝙞𝙧𝙩 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙛𝙪𝙠𝙞𝙣 poptart

by 23𝙨𝙝𝙝𝙖𝙮𝙮𝙙𝙖𝙝𝙝13 July 14, 2022

Poptart John

A Poptart John is the type of person who pretends to be useful when heated or in lieu of the presence of doughnuts or visa vie bad guys, but in actual reality is useless to all and sundry and only typically aggravates others in the near vicinity

God isn't John a poptart going round trying to save lives by asking them inane questions and proceeding to *fight* them outside country pubs. Some call such a. technique *popping out* or generally, *popped*

Yep but I blocked him by punching him in the guts and telling him *who's your daddy now*

Oh? What a grand casino technique. Il employ you to protect me from Poptart type Johns in future

Police receiving call:

Officer 1
Oh, seems *Poptart Johns* been drinking again

Officer 2
That's ok there's only about thirty of them on any given night in one medium country town to lock away anyway

*Please keep in mind that the previous sentence was spoken with grave sarcasm and chagrin*

by NunceBolger February 26, 2022

Poptart

Someone who is sweet and nice on the outside and slimy and dirty on the inside.

She is such a poptart.
I don't know why Jessica was acting like a poptart to me Saturday night

by Urbanduchess April 20, 2016