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by SIlkeeeeeeeeeee July 12, 2020
Get the poptartmug. Someone who is hard on the outside and and sweet in the middle. By sweet, i mean someone who is a pussy.
by MikeDieselX October 24, 2011
Get the Poptartmug. by oashiojdiojsdf July 17, 2019
Get the PopTart Jesusmug. n: The act of a man inserting only his testicles into a woman's vagina; The act of intercourse using only a man's testes and the birth canal.
Sam: "Yo dude, how was Sally last night?"
Matt: "I was too good to her."
Sam: "Why?"
Matt: "I gave her a Swedish Poptart."
Matt: "I was too good to her."
Sam: "Why?"
Matt: "I gave her a Swedish Poptart."
by buttchuggsonbuttchuggs December 6, 2013
Get the Swedish Poptartmug. It has rarely been successfully completed due to requiring immense flexibility and stamina, but is the best position for sex while driving.
Variants include frosted and unfrosted. Most favored variant is the Frosted cherry poptart.
Variants include frosted and unfrosted. Most favored variant is the Frosted cherry poptart.
by Master (Beta 1.3) November 12, 2014
Get the minnesota poptartmug. ๐ฃ๐๐๐๐๐จ ๐ฌ๐๐ค ๐๐๐ฉ ๐๐๐ก๐ก๐๐ ๐ฅ๐ค๐ฅ๐ฉ๐๐ง๐ฉ๐จ ๐๐ง๐ ๐๐ช๐๐ก๐ฉ๐ฎ ๐ค๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ค๐ฉ๐ง๐ฎ/๐จ๐ช๐จ ๐๐๐ฉ๐๐ซ๐๐ฉ๐ฎ
๐๐ช๐๐ ๐ฎ๐ค๐ช ๐๐ฃ๐ ๐ฎ๐ค ๐ฅ๐๐ฃ๐ ๐จ๐๐๐ง๐ฉ ๐ฎ๐ค๐ช ๐๐ช๐ ๐๐ฃ poptart
by 23๐จ๐๐๐๐ฎ๐ฎ๐๐๐๐13 July 14, 2022
Get the poptartmug. A Poptart John is the type of person who pretends to be useful when heated or in lieu of the presence of doughnuts or visa vie bad guys, but in actual reality is useless to all and sundry and only typically aggravates others in the near vicinity
God isn't John a poptart going round trying to save lives by asking them inane questions and proceeding to *fight* them outside country pubs. Some call such a. technique *popping out* or generally, *popped*
Yep but I blocked him by punching him in the guts and telling him *who's your daddy now*
Oh? What a grand casino technique. Il employ you to protect me from Poptart type Johns in future
Police receiving call:
Officer 1
Oh, seems *Poptart Johns* been drinking again
Officer 2
That's ok there's only about thirty of them on any given night in one medium country town to lock away anyway
*Please keep in mind that the previous sentence was spoken with grave sarcasm and chagrin*
Yep but I blocked him by punching him in the guts and telling him *who's your daddy now*
Oh? What a grand casino technique. Il employ you to protect me from Poptart type Johns in future
Police receiving call:
Officer 1
Oh, seems *Poptart Johns* been drinking again
Officer 2
That's ok there's only about thirty of them on any given night in one medium country town to lock away anyway
*Please keep in mind that the previous sentence was spoken with grave sarcasm and chagrin*
by NunceBolger February 26, 2022
Get the Poptart Johnmug.