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Dirty Murphy

A whiskey and coke with cigarette ash flicked into the mixture. The ash will sink below the surface and remain hidden. If the drinker doesn't know about the ash and drinks quickly, the ash will shoot into the victims mouth.
Drinker: Try a sip of this Dirty Murphy.
Victim: Okay.

Later

Victim: I still have ash in my teeth from that Dirty Murphy.
by TheDirtyMurphy January 24, 2011
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Ralph and Murphy

A nice or large rack, Sort of a nick name for titties. Refers to Ralph (being the left breast) and Murphey(The right breast)
You can call them out individually and personify them.
Damn, Ralph and Murphey are looking great today.

How is ralph doing in school nowadays?
by Josh April 11, 2005
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Murphy’s year

In reference to 2020 is so messed up it should be defined as Murphy’s law but so overachieving in disastrous used as Murphy’s year
2020 has been so bad instead of Murphy’s law it should be called Murphy’s year
by TeamDepp May 14, 2020
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Murphy fact

A “Murphy fact” is a piece of information presented in a compelling way as factual, but which has no evidence to support its validity
“If you pull out one grey hair then 10 come to its funeral, I know it’s true because my GP told me” is a classic example of a Murphy fact.
by BrownieQueen May 12, 2022
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ally murphy

Ally Murphy is an adorable,kind,and loving person.She usually has blonde hair and is very sporty.Typiclly will either play,soccer,basketball,or softball.If you find a ally Murphy,you should cherish her and never let go because you'll never get a friend or gf/bf like her ever agiain.Also they are very halarious.They brighten up your day and make you smile.They are also very smart and entergetic.An ally murphy is one of the best people around.
"Did you just see that girl make that goal!"
"Yep,that's Ally Murphy
by TrashBoi23456 February 7, 2017
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Murphy's Logic

Any line of reasoning that assumes Murphy's Law is true.
If everything goes according to plan, I'll be able to X, so by Murphy's Logic, X isn't going to happen.
by SeismicMike February 20, 2011
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zach murphy

a dumb, stuttering piece of shit with a penis curved at a 90 degree angle.
wow! that guy is a real zach murphy
by pboorom May 7, 2019
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