Dream Merchant

A person or corporate entity that specializes in, or claims to be capable of, helping people fulfill their dreams, fantasies, or deepest aspirations. They are most often empty promises, and the recipients of such services are usually expected to pay a fee in return.

BEWARE of the words: "Come with me and I'll make you famous!" For they are usually uttered from the lips of Dream Merchants.

by Execaters May 29, 2018

Benefit merchant

A person who encourages an idea or plan for their own personal convenience

Person 1: Lets go to that pub down the road

Person 2: You absolute benefit merchant! You only want to go there because you live next door and your tired

by pobwell cobblepot February 22, 2011

scab merchant

A Shity tattoo Artist

Don't get a tattoo from him unless you want it to Suck, he is a Scab Merchant.

by Sayaynot February 26, 2015

Pace Merchant

Josh Bibby

Oi Josh Bibby why you such a pace merchant - Mitchal Robberts

We get it you have pace you fucking twit

by Piss In My Mouth Daddy October 8, 2021

tool merchant

A road warrior with a blunt or sharp weapon(s)

SHIT! my mans drah for the tool! he a gully tool merchant blood!

by Dutty Crack G December 10, 2013

gaming merchant

a merchant that is of the gaming.

yes: "what's your opinion on minecraft?"
ok: "yes."
yes: "are you a gaming merchant"
ok: "ok."
yes: "gaming"
ok: "ok"

by yes.ok.ok May 7, 2021

Herb merchant

(Noun) one who vends herbs, especially cannabis

"My herb merchant hooked me up"

by Maryjaaane September 14, 2014