helmet merchant

a being who transcends the definition of being 'a helmet'
Player 1: "Watch this!"
*Player 1 teamkills Player 2*
Player 2: "Proper helmet merchant you mate"
by Craig Teev17 May 23, 2023
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Dream Merchant

A person or corporate entity that specializes in, or claims to be capable of, helping people fulfill their dreams, fantasies, or deepest aspirations. They are most often empty promises, and the recipients of such services are usually expected to pay a fee in return.
BEWARE of the words: "Come with me and I'll make you famous!" For they are usually uttered from the lips of Dream Merchants.
by Execaters April 24, 2018
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scab merchant

Don't get a tattoo from him unless you want it to Suck, he is a Scab Merchant.
by Sayaynot February 27, 2015
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Benefit merchant

A person who encourages an idea or plan for their own personal convenience
Person 1: Lets go to that pub down the road

Person 2: You absolute benefit merchant! You only want to go there because you live next door and your tired
by pobwell cobblepot February 03, 2011
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Ryan Merchant

A Real Buisnessman, A true and honest man who will never scam you out of your earnings, Someone who would never lie or cheat at anything.
That salesman is a real Ryan Merchant scamming those people out of some good earned money.
by A Real BusinessMan September 19, 2019
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2012 merchant

A term used to describe Chelsea FC supporters for their win during the 2012 champions league final.
It is usually used to make fun of or to troll the Chelsea supporters.
Chelsea fans tend to bring up this 2012 trophy during arguments with other fans, hence the name “2012 merchant”
You Chelsea fans are just 2012 merchants.
They called us 2012 merchants now look at us.
Shut up you 2012 merchant, all you know is Drogba’s penalty
by concernedluvr June 02, 2021
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Fun Merchant

A person who thinks they have access to some sort of special rights due to having a team with 7 chemistry in the video game FIFA Ultimate Team. These individuals ironically complain about the game most, despite using obviously useless players (Harry Maguire, Zlatan Ibrahimovic up top or like Divock Origi at CB or something) to make it appear as though they do not care about losing, hence making it not feel so bad when they inevitably lose anyway in spite of their team.
fun merchant: Why y’all gotta use Mbappé? I use non meta players cause the game is just way more fun that way, how dare you outrun my 34 pace defenders
non attention-seeking individual: You are such a fun merchant. Do u really think anyone is impressed?
by KB285 October 04, 2022
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