flip a dick

to make a u-turn

person a: FUCK, i just missed the free way entrance!
person b: flip a dick, yo

by the anonymous creator April 26, 2003

Suck a dick day

Suck a dick day is taken place on the 26th of may

Get on your knees and suck on suck a dick day

by Hfdgb May 25, 2019

A dick in the mouth is worth two in the hand

A blowjob is worth the value of two handjobs. Frequently used in negotiations by cheap hookers. Not to be confused with the meaningful expression involving birds and bushes.

HOOKER: "Okay you got two blowjobs and half a handjob, that will be $4.50"
DUDE: "What? That's a bit steep, I thought you told me a handjob was only a dollar!"
HOOKER: "Its fair. A dick in the mouth is worth two in the hand"

by fgsdfsq November 4, 2014

slap a dick on it

Applying man-logic to a bitches' issue

MAN: What do you want to eat?
WOMAN: I don't know...
MAN: I'll just slap a dick on it

by gigolo_wrangler May 11, 2016

Grew a dick and nutted

Used to show when someone (usually female) finds something visually pleasing or aesthetic.

Female 1: "Geez he's hot."
Female 2: " Damn, I just grew a dick and nutted"

by Byutay August 1, 2018

Peytons a dick day

Basically everyday. We don’t like peyton. He’s a dick.

What’s today?

Peytons a dick day!
What about tomorrow?

Peytons a dick day again!!

by CRACKBABIE October 17, 2019

National suck a dick day

The 9 of February is the absolute best day to suck a lads dick whether he's a friend,a first date or a long term boyfriend you won't regret sucking his dick on that day

Hey its national suck a dick day!!!! Omg can't wait!!

by Sam's real February 2, 2020