Cruz Azul

Club America's bitch. They suck. They dont believe in winning championships. They chase for the runner-up position in which they have the most titles. They have often been referred to as "los clientes del america" due ti them losing 99% of their games vs America.

Did you see Cruz Azul lost to Club America again?
Yeah they are America's clientes

by hdlc546 August 20, 2009

Ted Cruz

A man who was born with less than average brain cell count (sub 1000 to be specific), And the Zodiac Killer.

Person 1: "Ted Cruz is the zodiac killer 100%"
Person 2: "for real"

by breakfastskillet June 4, 2022

The Ted Cruz

A sexual desire/fetish to stick your toe in and out of a vagina.

He wanted to do "The Ted Cruz", but that was too freaky for me.

by rumorhasyou November 12, 2018

Ted Cruz

When you get caught in a lie and come up with a lame excuse out of it.

I was sleeping with the neighbor, sorry for Ted Cruzing you into thinking I helped hang her picture.

by Hanali February 19, 2021

a ted cruz

when you “accidentally” like a pornographic post.

*scrolling through feed*
*thumb accidentally hits like on pornographic post*
me: “Oh shit i just pulled a ted cruz”
friend: “niiice dude”

by madnik May 9, 2018

Pull a Cruz

To abandon struggling individuals during a time of great crisis rather than take personal responsibility.

1. I can't believe Ted chose to pull a Cruz and fly to Cancun during the great Texas winter storm of 2021.
2. It was shocking that Newt would pull a Cruz and leave his cancer-stricken wife for his mistress.

3. Donald choose to pull a Cruz by refusing to create a coordinated vaccination plan.

by Cheeky Dodger February 18, 2021

Ted Cruz

The muddy mixture of excrement and dirt, which has had time to become semi-liquid, making the ground slippery.

"I hurt my knee after stepping on the neighbor's dog's Ted Cruz."

by Szandorxint November 29, 2022