a dumb stupid bitch but a beautiful person and a baddie inside and out and doesn't give to fucks and she got a nice big juicy ass that everyone wants especially boys names Parker Dee
by shaqueefa April 12, 2020
Get the Ashlyn mug.Ashlyn is that one blonde haired , blue eyes girl that is a dumb bitch 24/7. She is most likely a VSCO girl and always has a hydroflask but rarely uses it. Even though she is VSCO and annoying, she has a great attention span and she is very kind. If you ever had to tell someone a secret, don’t tell Ashlyn she doesn’t think half the time and will blurt your secret out loud.
by croissant-tingzz December 22, 2019
Get the Ashlyn mug.A fake ass friend who will use you, until she gets what she wants or doesn’t need you anymore. You will put years of effort/friendship into her just for her to stab you in the back. She will also lie to you and flake on your plans 24/7 so don’t ever count on her. She is the fakest person you will ever meet and a terrible friend. Caution: do not confront her about being a fake ass bitch she will try to justify her actions and make it your fault. P.S if you like being treated like a door mat then Ashlyn is the perfect friend for you.
Greg: where was Amanda last night I thought she said she was coming?
Ron: Amanda is an Ashlyn, never believe what she says or give her anything she asks for she will just turn on you.
Ron: Amanda is an Ashlyn, never believe what she says or give her anything she asks for she will just turn on you.
by Cherry Sours March 4, 2020
Get the Ashlyn mug.A scary weirdo that smells like citrus fruits. She doesn't understand memes but all her friends r meme wizards. She prob has a pet racoon is her backpack.
She looks okay on the outside but in reality she hates ur guts. Can roast u if she wants to.
She looks okay on the outside but in reality she hates ur guts. Can roast u if she wants to.
Person 1: Hey guess who I just talled to.
Person 2: I dunno, who?
Person 1: Here's a clue, she told me I am a selfish prick and that her racoon wants to eat my toes.
Person 2: Oh u talked to Ashlyn?
Person 2: I dunno, who?
Person 1: Here's a clue, she told me I am a selfish prick and that her racoon wants to eat my toes.
Person 2: Oh u talked to Ashlyn?
by shush.needs.help February 20, 2020
Get the Ashlyn mug.Ashlynn is a generic white girl that has taken too many drugs and now thinks the world revolves around Adidas and Starbucks. If you see her while she is high, run until you see an Asian instead named Aretta (Thunderthigh29's ex). Ashlynn is also the Queen of Albino AKA Whiteness. She is a monster and will devour all your Adidas and snatch your Starbucks. After a long day of suffering Ashlynn proceeds to listen to Beyonce and scream her lungs out. Please, never have a sleepover with her or she will snatch your weave. She will also perform cults to your body and will summon you as a goat for the work of the "Sassy Jellybeans."
by Arinterstellar January 13, 2018
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You're being an Ashlyn
by Etphonehomw June 17, 2017
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