kitten-flaps

A creative way of swearing using animal combos, most frequently found on b3ta

Also, try cock-badger or swan-wank

"Listen kitten-flaps, it's NOT Real"

by tandino January 20, 2005

Kitten Bliss

The overcoming sense of joy when being surrounded by little kittens.

I woke up to kitten bliss this morning when the kittens were laying all over me.

by CN3 March 5, 2011

Kitten mitten

When a tv show isn’t interesting enough to sustain your full attention, so you do another activity while watching the show, but that’s also not interesting enough to pull you away from the show because you are somewhat invested in watching it.

Don’t ask me about the plot. The show was a total kitten mitten for me.

by RPalmzy July 6, 2020

kitten mittens

Mittens for little tiny kittens when it gets cold in the out-of-doors.

The cutest crap ever!!

by Julia June 22, 2004

Kitten Mitten

A condom.

'you'd better put on a kitten mitten, if you want that pussy'

by Zach 'Tay Tay' August 5, 2008

kitten chow

One of the GREATEST sex positions EVER invented.

Step 1: Open her legs
Step 2:Pour ice cold milk into your lady's vagina
Step 3:Insert a desired amount of finely chopped asparagus into the clit.
Step 4:Have sexual intercourse until the mixture is very warm
Step 5:Have a kitten eat the mixture out of the vagina
Step 6:Sit and enjoy(:

whoa kitten chow

by RB123ilovepussy August 17, 2010

kitten drop

when the female partner of a couple brings the male another woman for his sexual enjoyment, often as a reward for his sexual expertise.

The word originates from the habit of cat owners who try to find homes for unwanted kittens by going door to door to see if anyone wants to adopt. In the metaphor, the second woman is like the kitten that is being brought to, or "dropped" on someone's doorstep.

There are numerous variations on this theme. For example, the couple may share the "kitten". However, when the person being dropped is male, it's generally called a "puppy drop".

She felt so hot for that man that she had to do a kitten drop.

by Kristin K. April 2, 2008