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Everyone's a Comedian

Everyone thinks they're as funny as a comedian, even if they really aren't. Often comes after someone makes a joke that was only funny to them, timed too late, or overly snarky.
Dave: "Man, it's really hot out today."
Jack: "Tell me something I don't know, Captain Obvious. Maybe it's because the giant ball of fire in the sky is out?"
Dave: "Alright, everyone's a comedian."
by nycdoggo May 23, 2025
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Everyone

All people except for Virginia Plumley
“Everyone in here is stupid”
Grammy: “excuseeeee me”
Not you Grammy you know that
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Everyone

Objects that are inferior to Michael Molla.
Everyone is a loser compared to Michael Molla.
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@everyone

@everyone refers to Discord's default role that notifies everyone when you call it. Often used to get the attention of everyone in the server.
@everyone, we have just updated our new bot!
by blehkong June 4, 2021
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I Psychically Abuse Everyone I

I Psychically Abuse Everyone I
I Psychically Abuse Everyone I
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.ud @everyone

how to piss off all of discord using ErisBot
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