age-lol

When you forget how long you've been out of school and people treat you like an adult, when you still see yourself as an 11 year old.
Hello Sir, how can I help you?
What did you just call me?

These kids treating me with some mad respect, what an age-lol.
by 1Head November 3, 2018
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age verification

A bu**s**t excuse to get your credit-card information.
Anytime a website asks for "age verification" by requesting my credit-card information, I just click out of the page... it's just another potential way for fraudsters to drain my assets or commit identity theft.
by QuacksO May 22, 2019
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middle ages

a period of European history from around A.D. 500 to A.D. 1500
some people from the MIDDLE AGES were Marco Polo (european explorer) and Kublai Khan (friend of Marco Polo)
by social_studies_words February 1, 2014
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Sice Age

(noun.) When a series of events that yields extreme benefit to one or a group of people occurs in somewhat of a chain reaction

(noun.) When someone verbally illustrates a series of events in an over-exaggerated manner
Ex.1
Joe: Yo man, I got my license, my parents got me a new car to whip, I found $50 in my jeans, got a couple of biddies, and we got a quarter for the weekend.
Charlie: Have we entered the Sice Age?
Joe: Indeed, we have.
Charlie: LEHGOOOO!!!!

Ex.2
Charlie: Dude, did I ever tell you about the time I took that random dude's car, robbed every store in the city, and beat up Chuck Norris?
Joe: Dude, step out of the Sice Age.
by Cadillac_Kenlak May 1, 2011
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Garb aged

The newest fad in today's fashion. Garb from the past.
Shotgun jeans may be trying to work their way back in. A short fad back in the 80's where you take old jeans & shoot them strategically with a shotgun. The younger generation is now wearing "garb aged" what us old farts use to wear everyday
by Mouse Flavoured April 21, 2011
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Uncle Ag

Uncle Ag is an American Pedophile who drives a white van with kids in the back.
If uncle Ag is near you will either hear a battle cry or his famous “ owwwoooooooo”
I’m a currently in the back of uncle Ags van.
Watch out for Uncle Ag Son
by SpeedIsSus August 11, 2022
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aged up

Making a character older than what they really are
“ isn’t his cannon age 19? “
“ yes but he’s aged up so he can fit in my story
by Notreadytogrowup August 8, 2021
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