Pronounced •Pore•zed•horr•
Someone who stares at only doors with their mouth agape, waiting for literally anyone to walk in - seemingly because they are in desperate need of entertainment
Someone who stares at only doors with their mouth agape, waiting for literally anyone to walk in - seemingly because they are in desperate need of entertainment
by Slippers January 21, 2025

Jack:Bro, she squirted it all over me... Tom:Pause..
Jack:Your too dirty minded man.I was talking about the ketchup.
Jack:Your too dirty minded man.I was talking about the ketchup.
by pseuman March 9, 2022

i saw my mom post something on tiktok, that motherfucker took an 8-second millennial pause just staring at the camera
by pisshole123 March 4, 2025

when someone (specifically a millennial) starts recording, freezes for a second to make sure its recording, and then continue what they were doing. kinda like when your watching the news and it flips the camera to a news reporter overseas or something and they kind of just stand there for an awkward few seconds and then start talking.
*a video on tiktok*
"(few seconds of silence)...hey guys! so today we are going to (blah blah blah)"
*the comment section*
"lmfao not the millennial pause"
"(few seconds of silence)...hey guys! so today we are going to (blah blah blah)"
*the comment section*
"lmfao not the millennial pause"
by englishgenius January 14, 2024

by anonymous January 20, 2023

That moment where you're still stopped at a green light to wait for any assholes who run the red light to clear the intersection and/or could potentially hit you
I had to take a stupidity pause today at a green light because I thought some dickhole was going to run the red light
by redhead0630 February 24, 2014

by Call_me_ishmael November 3, 2023
