Jarvis Goal

A goal scored in Fifa that by essence is 'lucky' or extremely fortunate.

It can come around by deflections, rebounds, glitches or a series of fortunate events characterised by a 'jammy' finish'
When during an attack the defender makes a blinding tackle only to see the ball rebound back off the striker's face and end up in the back of the net. This is a Jarvis Goal
by Bangaroo November 22, 2009
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The Field Goal

When celebrity stuntman Preston Lacy is with pro kicker Josh Brown, and gets hit in the face with an American football. Much hilarity is gained from this.
On Jackass 3D:

"I'm Preston Lacy here with pro kicker Josh Brown, and this, is The Field Goal.
by HandFlapper403 April 08, 2011
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face goals

what dumbass friend who think that they are cool and like memes, when actually they are white girls who drink Starbucks.
Friend : *sees a funny photo of a face* WOW OMG FACE GOALS
Person who uses memes correctly : *cringes into oblivion*
by hitsuji March 31, 2016
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Ultimate Goal

Doing two chicks at the same time
Hey Paul, I totally achieved the Ultimate Goal last night with two stupid drunk chicks.
by HTHEOS October 16, 2008
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bestfriend goals/bsf goals

gwyneth zuniga and her bestfriend paityn zaha are literally bestfriend goals/bsf goals
friend #1 - omg gwyneth and paityn are bestfriend goals/bsf goals
friend #2 - i wish we were like them
by paineth August 09, 2018
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Couple Goals

by memeryan October 13, 2016
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Couple Goals

omg katrina anc chase are such couple goals
by lil Gardenhose February 11, 2019
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