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Krav Maga

Punching someone in the mouth with brass knuckles. Attacking someone's eyes so they can't see. Palm someone's nose to win against a shark. 5-7 strikes not once like a black bitch who "punches you in the mouth" 😭. Anything goes do or die. Say it's not gonna be me.
I used krav maga and gouged this gangstalking piece of trashes eye in in the street when the bitch was high on pcp and attacked me.
by TI Satan November 24, 2022
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MAGA

MAKE ALL GUILTY ACCOUNTABLE!!

MOUTHY ANNOYING GUILTY
ASSHOLE!!
Those red hat fellas are there to remind us that MAGA stands for MAKE ALL GUILTY ACCOUNTABLE!!
You know, like the TRAITOR DONALD TRUMP who is currently under indictment

for over 60 federal charges.
by ReallySUX2BUdontIt? June 9, 2023
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MAGA mouth

A disease in which Trump officials spew
false statements in an attempt to confuse people about the truth, especially as it relates to the scope of executive power in relation to the legitimate power of the Federal judiciary.
Pam Blondi has a serious case of MAGA Mouth today!
by ChgoPatriot March 19, 2025
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Maga saga

Being in tune with the temperature of the room or environment.
The performance was maga saga tonight!
by K1NGR€¥ February 21, 2023
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MAGA-mong

Someone who is totally and irrationally devoted to Trump and the MAGA movement.
My friend recently had a full frontal lobotomy, suddenly started wearing a MAGA hat and has put up photos of Trump and Putin in his house. Is he now a MAGA-mong?

My cousin Cletus donates his entire welfare check to Save America and has to steal cars to feed his 11 kids. Surely he must be a MAGA-mong?
by Timzyx February 23, 2024
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maga palooza

An all out Trump adoration event, usually (but not always) hosted by Trump with attendees universally selected as pro Trump supporters.
Wow! I was at a MAGA palooza last night and the only thing I could hope for is more border walls and Trump as our president!
by Mr Mystereious March 4, 2023
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MAGA mami

MAGA Mami.

A MAGA Mami is a very attractive, conservative female. They are hard to find in the beltway but they exist in the shadows. Once found latch on to them with dear life.

They'll treat you well and work hard. Raise your children in traditional fashion. Support the American flag. Reject woke narratives. Clean the house on a regular basis. Dress well. And most likely believe God.

She will support you in your dreams and goals. She's a glass half full kind of woman. She stands out in the crowd. Men will be jealous of you and women that they aren't like her.

She is a rare breed.

MAGA Mami
Did you meet Dan's new lady? She works hard. She's gorgeous. She doesn't want anything for free. She supports his dreams. She's The walking definition of a MAGA Mami!
by RightRushLeftGod2 December 24, 2023
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