The act of giving oneself encourangement or mental prepping before a particularly large or painful defecation.
Jonathan gave himself a poop talk before shitting out something that looked like a small african child.
by So.Many.PANDAS October 27, 2011

by Spooderdude03 January 12, 2018

by ribt December 7, 2020

Useless and unnecessary conversation attempted to fill the silence in an awkward situation. Commonly backfires into feelings of loneliness and social discomfort. Usually is intiated by comments regarding the current weather, weather pattern of the past/future few days or major weather disturbances in the recent past.
Gas Man: Nice weather, if you're a duck.
Noid: uh, You over pumped.
Gas Man: So I did, I'll only charge you what you asked for.
C: Your small talk just cost you $1.37.
Noid: Drive On
Noid: uh, You over pumped.
Gas Man: So I did, I'll only charge you what you asked for.
C: Your small talk just cost you $1.37.
Noid: Drive On
by foug January 11, 2005

by talk2me-JCH2 July 27, 2023

1. Trying to get rough with someone by talking bad about them (usually to their face)
2. Loudly confronting someone if you have a problem with them
This is often done when people are drunk
2. Loudly confronting someone if you have a problem with them
This is often done when people are drunk
by mnijes January 27, 2009

A perverse suggestion you might make to someone who has deeply angered you as you drop your pants, turn around and bend over, offering them an unobstructed view of your asshole.
by Dr Bunnygirl July 1, 2020
