Stock Photo

A person so bland and basic to the point they look like a stock photo

Chloe is such a stock photo, literally no personality whatsoever.

by Rufus Seizure November 15, 2019

photo chatting

the act of chatting with someone with only photos; which are occasionally accompanied by sound. this can be done in person or through mediums such as the internet. it is usually considered to be a low upperclass technology because video chatting is ranked higher. because of this lower mentality it has a cult following which is consistent with the radio followers.

Oh, dear. You got here just a second too late. Melanie was here only a moment ago, I had been photo chatting with her.

by Lars Sven April 1, 2008

Photo-reactionary

noun, a traditional old-school photographer who still prefers film to digital.

"My last professor at the art institute was a total photo-reactionary."

by White Andre April 22, 2009

Mock Photo

A mock photo is a picture taken of people in any stance with a silly face or crazy hair, etc. Mock photos are usually taken after a normal photo. Also usually taken with a large group to enhance the effect of the mock photo.

Bob: "Wanna take a photo with the group?"
Jill: "YEAH! and then take a mock photo after!"
Bob: "SWEET!"

by - Red October 23, 2011

Photo Nazi

A demanding hired or otherwise overzealous photographer at a social function insisting every moment be caught on film posed or in a group picture. Usually requiring a large group movement to another area and several shots.

"hey who hired the Photo Nazi haven't we taken enough pictures with the bride?"

by rjayh May 27, 2007

Photo Jumping

To make a last ditch effort to jump into a photo, intentionally to wreck and/or mess it up

Yo, Greg was photo jumping last night, it go so annoying after he messed up the first 17 !

by Greg M. July 2, 2008

Photo-shock

The act of editing or cropping a picture to make one's self appear more attractive than they actually are

Her profile picture was a pretty cute close-up of her face. The full body shot however told a much different story. She was a total fatty. I got photo-shocked.

by TheyCallMeTheGambler January 23, 2009