hung up on my secretary

Act of having sex with someone's wife or girlfriend.
She cheated on Joe with Jason.

Jason hung up on Joe's secretary.
Joe said, "Jason HUNG UP ON MY SECRETARY".
by TammyTime1991 April 26, 2017
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i love my poops!!!

*yogi walks in*
Sophia: i love my poops!!!
by unfixingclamp98 October 16, 2022
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excuse my french

“excuse my french” is use before or after you swear
Boyfriend: excuse my french this bitch bad

Girlfriend * speechless *
by coochie devour April 30, 2023
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Oh my narshe!

An exclamation that expresses both surprise and pleasure; a combination of the phrases "Oh my God" and "Nice!". The phrase "Oh my tart!" can be used as a substitute, with tart meaning tight (in the sense of cool or sweet).
Person 1: Hey, we have some left over pizza, do you want to get in on this?

Person 2: Oh my narshe!
by musicguy1214 July 14, 2010
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You're the cream to my crop

When someone says "you're the cream to my crop" it means without them you wouldnt havw grown into the person you are today. Hense when water (cream) is added to a plant (crop) it flourishes and becomes the beautiful flower that it was born to become. This is a compliment.
Jillian: Happy Birthday to my best friend, you're the cream to my crop and I love you.

Lizzy: cream to my crop?
Jillian: yes. It's a compliment.
by Sydney Aebly July 13, 2015
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Scooting my pooch

irritation and/or inconveniences caused by factors out of one’s control or ability to handle
Wow the airline delayed the flight, now the heart won’t be delivered on time for my heart replacement surgery, they are really scooting my pooch
by SergioV June 28, 2022
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My MVAC

Something I own and I turn it on every night
My MVAC: I turned the MVAC on tonight
by Merlin vac engine February 28, 2022
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