I was mad the other day so I was like fuck it I’m fixed to try some string ass crack to make my husband jealous.
by Booty taker May 23, 2023
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1. The sexual equivalent to an asterisk (*).
2. When someone brags about being in a relationship with an attractive and successful person, but, in reality, their whole relationship is built on sex because the other person is married with a family.
2. When someone brags about being in a relationship with an attractive and successful person, but, in reality, their whole relationship is built on sex because the other person is married with a family.
Mary loved to brag about her relationship with a wealthy doctor, but everyone knew it was nothing more than an ass tryst.
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