kiss my airs

Slogan created by the Nike American sportswear company.
“Airs” is “*ss”.

kiss my airs, Mrs Chen!

by thecharacterwannie May 30, 2023

Beatus my meatucus

when you beat yo meat so goddamn hard that your left leg is numb and your arm is sore.

BRo On phone: im bouta beatus my meatucus
other bro: aight
Bro not on phone annymore:ahhhhhhh! *nuts enourmously*

by skeet skeet 1234205666789 September 26, 2019

Bite my shit off

A line used to tell someone to fuck off by creating the visual image of a person using their mouth to cut a shit off as it leaves the sphincter.

"Does that broken leg hurt?"
"Bite my shit off!"

by captaintumeke June 01, 2022

going to my room

An excuse you tell your parents so they think your just hanging out when really you go upstairs and fuck your partner.

"Mum? We're just going to my room!"

by Unicorn velociraptor September 18, 2015

Feeling My Goats

Feeling a sense of pride / feeling good about something you have done, only to realize you were being delusional about what you did.

Melinda: I 100% I was top three, I was feeling my goats and then I heard all of that and I'm like. Fuck you all fucking four of you.

by Chilli Tortellini April 06, 2024

Jogging my wires

When someone keeps insistently harping on you.

Quit jogging my wires as I won't be responsible for when they short.

by S.F. SORROW December 03, 2019

smack my ass like a drum

A popular sound bit created by music remixer "cupcake" on youtube

mostly used by the floptok (floptropican community) of TikTok to remix songs for their QUEEN JIAFEI

"smack my ass like a drum" --- floptropicans probably

by Linerthedefiner February 04, 2024