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by PandaJizz42 November 3, 2023

Power napp my ass

When some one is saying to you that they are going to take a power napp but they sleep rest off the day

Boy: im gonna take a power napp so I can call you later okey

Girl: power napp my ass your gonna sleep the rest off the day

by Yegegwj January 11, 2022

Yuck in my Yums

Something yucky and gross (people, places, things) that gets into something you love and enjoy.

Don't put your yuck in my yums, man!

Brendan down by the waterslide? He's all yuck and no yums.

by DunkBungler July 27, 2024

Kiss my nugget

Originating from the Smiling Friends episode "Gwimbly: Definitive Remastered Enhanced Extended Edition DX 4K (Anniversary Director’s Cut)", the term is a gaming industry equivalent of selling out for old well-beloved franchises that had no major entries in a long time, with only recent official appearances being insignificant paid DLCs or cosmetics for modern, usually free-to-play titles, instead of getting a new entry in the franchise, i.e. this franchise had to kiss a nugget.

I suppose Gwimbly can be a skin in the new Troglor game if you... kiss my nugget!

by Laybox April 9, 2024

I reject your reality and substitute my own

"I reject your reality and substitute my own" is often said when someone is completely unwilling to accept the truth and instead chooses to create their own version of reality. It's often used in a joking or sarcastic way to poke fun at people who are being stubborn or delusional.

Person 1: Dude, you failed the test. You need to study more next time.
Person 2: I reject your reality and substitute my own. I actually aced the test, but the teacher accidentally marked my answers wrong.
Person 1: Uh, yeah right. Keep telling yourself that.

by Obv troll is obvious April 8, 2023

oh my long days

An exclamation used to express exhaustion, disbelief, or overwhelming drama in a situation; especially when something feels like it's dragging on forever or just emotionally intense. It's a mix of “oh my god” and “what a long day,” but with extra flair.

“Bro, I just got off a 12-hour shift, spilled coffee on myself, and missed the last bus home... oh my long days.”

“You’re telling me she showed up late, cried, and then left with her ex? Oh my LONG days!”

“These group projects in college got me saying oh my long days every other hour.”

by tiredoflongdays July 25, 2025

Don't Look At My Newspaper!

A humorous expression used to ask someone not to invade one's personal space or pry into what they are currently viewing or reading, especially in public settings. Originating from an encounter where an individual defensively closed his newspaper on a train when others commented on its contents, the phrase playfully asserts one's desire for privacy without direct confrontation.

"Hey, stop trying to see my messages—don't look at my newspaper!"

by 2Bobs May 5, 2024