My father

My father is the person who jacked it in my mother then found out I was gay and then said "Goodbye son, I'm getting some milk" and was never heard from again

"I wish my father came to my baseball games when I was younger."

by WishIsGay June 12, 2022

snip my bonsai

shut me up with a kiss

Close your eyes and snip my bonsai

by LA99 June 14, 2017

mix your thoughts in my business

To get into other persons' work and share their thoughts and opinion about it.

Hey let me do my work. Don't mix your thoughts in my business

by Mr. handy dictionary July 4, 2014

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Eliza Coupe Is My Daughter <Messenger Add Oak> Because Of The Bugs Of Bunnies <Techno-Organic`~`Lice> And Looney Tunes

Eliza Coupe Is My Daughter <Messenger Add Oak> Because Of The Bugs Of Bunnies <Techno-Organic`~`Lice> And Looney Tunes

by BicicletaRusa April 12, 2025

FML (fuck my life)

When you're having a very bad day or something bad has happened to you within the last 30 seconds to 18 hours

You: visits Urban dictionary and find lesbian threesome
You: texts friend --- FML (fuck my life)
Friend: texts back --- why
You: texts to friend --- I accidentally stumbled on to lesbian threesome on Urban dictionary
Friend: texts back --- makes sense

by Seaserpant June 5, 2022

my bffs closet

Fashion Dope Dealer

Best Prices Around

Place where you go for an awesome shopping experience

Pretty Girls

Those shades came from My Bffs Closet

Did you see the new My Bffs Closet discount code?

Pretty Girls Love My Bffs Closet

by Mbffsc June 18, 2018

On my ticket

When somebody won't be a part of a team or won't be invited to somewhere.

(The House of Cards, S3E11).

"You should consider a career on the stage ( because he sure as hell isn't gonna be on my ticket).

by Inok007 June 21, 2016