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my house my rules

Every narcissistic parent's favorite argument, only rivaled by "if you don't like it, move out". Expect to be told that even if you help pay bills/rent/mortgage/utilities.
Kid: "Hey, could you please turn the music down? It's 3am, and I have college classes in the morning"
Parent: "My house my rules! You sleep on your own time!"
by That thing in your eye March 31, 2023
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put in my textice

using a text message to let your supervisor know that you are quitting your job
Bob: Did you meet with your boss and tell him that you are quitting?

Joe: No I couldn't face him in person, so I just put in my textice.
by Rosesarered42 August 4, 2009
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I’m going to prove that my Mamamoo mummy is proud of me I love them
I’m going to prove that my Mamamoo mummy is proud of me I love them
by syafinaz? October 22, 2023
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Balls in my veins

When your acting very hyper and you don’t have a reason. Also when your being annoying and crusty.
Harold: why are you you being so hyper , Timmy: balls in my veins
by Calamari_thenigbob April 10, 2021
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Don’t Hide Under My Desk

A polite way of asking someone not to be a psychopathic creep.
Feel free to check out my Instagram. Just don’t hide under my desk.
by AndroidsOn August 4, 2025
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You can link my hairly nut

When someone tries to type "you can lick my hairy nut" but has a concave brain. They probably also suck at driving and have a weird obsession with rice and anal.
I only crashed twice this week, you can link my hairly nut!
by SpicyFuckingBalls August 31, 2021
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