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Dick

(Verb) to be played by a person or false persona for the purpose of achieving sexual satisfaction or sadistic cravings. Often used as a desperate attempt to hide something personal, ie. homosexuality.
She realized she had been dicked by her current boyfriend when she found out via text message that he chose his second girlfriend over her.
by superwholock69 January 22, 2014
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Pencil Dick

Name famously given to former Teaneck, New Jersey town councilman Keith Kaplan by Teaneck Board of Education Vice President Victoria Fisher, as reported in The Jewish Standard (Who can say what at a meeting?, 12/7/23): "Relations between Mr. Kaplan and Ms. Fisher are frosty, to understate. The board of education’s vice president responded to a text Mr. Kaplan sent her with these words: 'Lose my number pencil dick."
'Lose my number pencil dick.'
by Carpenter Pencil January 26, 2024
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dick

a banana in ur body but wi th ur skin colour
by hi its barbie May 12, 2022
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Dick sneeze

Its like my dick had a cold- she was sucking it till my dick sneezed all over her face ( breasts or anything else someone may come on). Also - my dick must be allergic to pussy my dick sneezes everytime i get into one.
by High coyote April 21, 2018
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Grab his dick

Garb it as a surprise
by Master Jew May 15, 2022
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helicopter dick

The method that Achu uses to land girls. It is his best, most failproof move.
Achu gyrates his pelvis in a club to show women just how well he can helicopter dick in private.
by failedmachine September 4, 2022
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Dick Down December

Ayo yo it’s finally Dick down December.
by Millipussy December 6, 2021
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