Ass

1. A hybrid species of a plastic but implant and your mom
Ex: look it’s your mom; sorry I meant a ass.

2. Plastic boobs
Ex: look your mom has two BIG ASSES; reminds me of Kylie Jenner.

3. Soggy asses
Ex: look your daddy has a ass(soggy ass).

4. Stop reading this you fat fuck
Ex: mommy stop reading whiny the poo your actions are like a ass

Ass is the license minter that eats a boob every day from big boob missy on tv

by St. Mt. Ms. Mr. dr. Formative June 16, 2022

Ass

All meaningful words such as this should not be taken lightly. Ass is something precious that many people adore. Ass is something everybody craves. Ass is amazing.

"Can I eat your ass?"

by Yourmommawasinmybedtheothernig September 8, 2021

ass creaking

When you are old and creaky but you can’t distinguish where it’s coming from so you just blame your ass.

Dude did your knee just creak?

No, bet it was your ass creaking!

by dukestreetkings October 3, 2017

Bag-ass

A term to describe an ass that is as wrinkly (if not more than) as a Wal-Mart shopping bag.

Got with this girl last night, only to find out that she got a mad case of bag-ass!

by TheGreatAndPowerfulOg January 9, 2018

volcanic nazi ass packer

someone who someone constantly does something annoying, and ignorant. Knowing he/she is annoying but doesn't care and continues doing it regardless of the warnings he/she has gotten.

"Man, Ted was being a Volcanic Nazi Ass Packer in gym class today."

by The_DonTron October 22, 2013

Ass

Another name for a donkey. Also the term for your anus.

Example: "My ass hurts," said the little boy. The ass followed me to the barn. "Her ass is massive!" shouted a thirsty guy.

by the_smartgirl1 March 10, 2022

I eat ass

I don't but that's not the point...

Hym "So... This is old news now but I have a broad point I want to make and it will apply to a multitude of situations now and in to future. So, there's this video going around (PRAISE THE ALGORITHM! PRAISE ALGORITHM JESUS!) and it consists of this guy getting pulled over (in Florida) for having a bumper sticker that says 'I eat ass.' The officer proceeds to tell the man that he has issued the driver a court date, tells him to take it off, and says that it's because of his kids! He say 'If my kids see that I have to explain to them what eating ass is' and, for one, (If you're not an unsophisticated and humorless drone) it's not all that difficult to hand-wave away (i.e. He's the buttman and if you don't eat your vegetables he's going to get you and eat your butt or something I don't know it's a child you can literally just tell them anything) and secondly if you can't EXPLAIN A COMPONENT OF REALITY to the thing that YOU PERSONALLY (Either intentionally or accidentally) SUBJECTED TO REALITY you shouldn't have kids in the first place!

You did that! You subjected more sentient (not in comparison to me but you know what I mean) life to the creature and now you're trying to sneak yourself some unearned extra-judicial authority. And the drivers response was 'I'm not going to let you infringe upon my 1st amendment rights' (Which is the correct response). Seriously. This faggot cop fucking a baby into his slut wife now REQUIRES everyone else to live in accordance with his delicate sensibilities! Regardless of the rights the driver is supposed to have. Doesn't he know? The parents are the MORE EQUAL ones in the communist dictatorship we inhabit! They are going to continue to use their kids as a cudgel to compel behavioral compliance. 'BuT mY kIdS mIgHt sEe YoU eXiStInG WrOnG aNd ThEy MiGhT sTaRt ExIsTiNg WrOnG! I mIgHt HaVe To ExPlAiN tHe MaDnEsS i'Ve SuBjEcTeD tHeM tO!' Get the fuck out of here!" 'I eat ass'

by Hym Iam June 21, 2023