Ass cigar

When you fold toilet paper into a cigar shape and place it between your butt cheeks to stop smearing, leakage and or skid marks.

Mom/other: why is there toilet paper in the shower?
Daughter/son/other: oh I must of forgot to take my ass cigar out beforehand

by Don't use your real name ... April 11, 2022

Pancake ass

Somebody whose ass looks like it’s a continuation of their back

Zafiro got such a pancake ass

She does a million squats a day, but her ass is still flatter than fuck.

I love chicks with pancake asses...said no one ever

by Pancake ass November 25, 2018

Ass license

A license needed for girls with big asses

"Can I see your ass license, ma'am?"
"I forgot it home, officer. Maybe we can come to an arrangement !" (They have sex afterward)

by Cheburik August 1, 2024

ass-ault

An efficient, simple word to replace the more complex "anal assault of a sexual nature" because, well, that is an unnecessarily complex, redundant phrase.

Bob feared his time in prison. He knew daily, even hourly ass-ault was on the menu for him in an "all you can eat" banquet sort of way, since he was new meat in the con-dom. He would come prepared. He would not lose this opportunity of a lifetime. He went on a rigorous training program of dealing with lawyers and duct cleaners, always bending over and taking one for the team. He knew how to fit it in anywhere. And he would not climax until his way had been had at least daily.

by You rReal Name July 9, 2020

ass

what you smell like

jk.... i’m not kidding, you rlly do be smell like ass.

by slimthicccjenny May 10, 2020

Shit Ass

A guy who waches a man speed run minecraft

Hay shit ass wanna wach me speed run

by Guak Guak 9000 January 20, 2021

Ass

1. An animal of the horse family, which is smaller than a horse, has longer ears, and a braying call
2. A stupid or foolish person
3. Used to describe something unpleasant
4. A person's buttocks or anus

That ass of a young man.
The cake was ass.

by Garnold5808 June 24, 2025