Can of whop-ass

A typical shelf-stable can of whop-ass, a substance known to obliterate those who oppose it.

"I'm gonna open up a can of whop-ass on you!

by JackofJacks November 29, 2022

ass spout

well...a spout coming out your ass? idk..im just a humble game developer.

"oi hector, i swear your mum uses an ass spout mate."

by ohcaydenmycayden November 29, 2022

ebony ass

A tasty treat all men should try at least once.

I tried some ebony ass last night ... I'm pretty sure I'm hooked on it now .It's sooooooo delicious!

by Kedielover November 29, 2022

Ass Water

When a big smelly fat guy is so abnormally huge, he cannot normally bathe due to the inability to fit in the bath.

Therefore mister fat ass has to remove the shower head. From here fat ass will proceed to sit his giant hole on the edge of the bath while running the hot water from the hose pipe directly into his brown eye.

This act of cleaning by the fat ass, generates a byproduct known as ass water.

Person 1: Hey man, did you see Pip is so fat he washes his hole into the bath with the shower hose.

Person 2 : Yeah I heard about the fat bastard, imagine getting a mouthful of that ass water....yock!

by Uncle father November 30, 2022

piss in my ass

a phrase commonly used in online roleplay. usually to express frustration or exasperation

1: howd you do on the final?
2: there was a final?! oh piss in my ASS.

by cloverfield887 September 14, 2022

Bitch ass with no DIck?????

Gwisp

Bitch ass with no DIck?????

by NotGwisp September 17, 2022

Smelly ass automobile

When bits of left over shit fell out of the stinky unwiped sweaty ass of your neighborhood piss boy. Making your recently acquired v12 automobile smell like your dad.

"Yoooo, man pull up in the smelly ass automobile"

by Dr. Seggs September 19, 2022