Dunkin’ Dicks

Essentially, it’s just Bobbing for apples, but instead of apples it’s dicks (dildos work as well)

Person 1:”Hey, are you going to Brad’s tonight?”
Person 2: “No, what’s going on there?”
Person 1: “We’re gonna be Dunkin’ Dicks, dude!”
Person 2: “Oh, hell yeah, dude! I’m definitely coming now!”

by Stanky_Leg November 12, 2019

Holy Shit On A Shingle In The American President's Dick!

As the name suggests, "Holy Shit On A Shingle In The American President's Dick!," Is used to describe a holy piece of shit, blessed by a hooker, stuck on a shingle that was shoved up the American President's Dick hole, with the piece of shit still on the shingle.

President: "Hey! Look at my Dick!"

Person 1: "Holy Shit On A Shingle In The American President's Dick! There's a holy piece of shit on a shingle in the American President's dick hole!"

Person 2: "Hey... There is a holy piece of shit on a shingle in the American President's dick Hole! That's proper word use!"

by 0hsh1t December 25, 2022

Straight Dick Cheese

Jenasis F

You smell like straight dick cheese

by Fagggsssareeelovedddd December 28, 2021

Mommy dick

When someone who is otherwise feminine and motherly gives the dick to someone else, usually lovingly but like a person trying to be a dom

Damn, you know that guy looks like he could totally mommy dick someone.

by Mistervarlet November 11, 2022

Dog with 40 dicks

A male human in heat

Look at the ass on her, I'd like to wear it as a hat, damn that makes hotter than a dog with 40 dicks.

by Fa Fa January 2, 2008

Windex Dick

When a male is masturbating and the sound of his foreskin going up and down his penis sound exactly like a bottle of windex being used repeatedly

"is that a bottle of windex" "No Sidney is just using his windex dick

by Adbraham hitler June 13, 2018

Dormant Dick December

Same as No Nut November, except it's now in December. Can be shortened to DDD.

Guy 1: Finally I completed No Nut November.
Guy 2: Get ready for Dormant Dick December.
Guy 1: Oh fuck! I forgot.

by I have toast November 3, 2021