KELP YOUR ASS

To make someone’s ass so wet it remind you of underwater cabbage

“I wanna kelp your ass so bad tonight” said Tom

by Deifiner111426 February 9, 2021

dam that ass is influential!!!

an exclamation. Used when you see a big/juicy/sexy ass

SavageG:look at felicity`s bum dam that ass is influential!!!

by daboywithaplan February 9, 2021

ass wee wee

weiner poop ha ass suck eeeeeeeeeeee

hey i just ass wee wee ooh

by the man of sex February 10, 2021

Mard-ass

basically another word for a mardy bum just instead of saying that you'd call someone a mard-ass

joe: oh stop complaining ellie you mard-ass

by absolutearcticmonkeys February 11, 2021

Ass Berry

When you give someone a raspberry on they ass.

Bend over lemme give you an ass berry.

by lilartemis February 11, 2021

Bad Ass Lawyer

Emily D. Baker

Emily is a bad ass lawyer who focuses on facts, not fuckery.

by westanemily February 12, 2021

Take yo ass to church.

Every person heard this once in your life. If you cant FIGURE OUT WHATS MISSING, TAKE YO ASS TO CHURCH.

1:I need to go back to the bar and post up.
2:For What?
1:I think better there.
2:What you need to do is take yo ass to church. The bar may be there still afterwards. Plus it quieter than the bar.
1:Bitch will you get off my case and let me drink for once!
2: your choice.

by Thatfatgirl1985. February 13, 2021