National Eat Ass Day

10 January is the official Eat Ass day, when you can eat someone's ass.
Hey, it's 10th of January, you know what that means. National Eat Ass Day. COME HERE MY FRIEND.
by a sudden squirt January 10, 2023
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National eat ass day

You go around asking people if you could eat there ass
Hey can u eat your ass
No why

Please its national eat ass day
Oh then sure you could
by Usd_idka January 14, 2021
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National Eat Ass Day

On April 13, it’s National Eat Ass Day where everyone eats ass
Doctor: “you have pinkeye
Me: “it’s okay it was National Eat Ass Day”
by Crystoops April 12, 2019
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Rats in my ass

The phrase “rats in my ass” can be used a few different ways such as, “damn” or “dang I thought I almost tricked you
The phrase can also be used as a verb after you do something wrong.
Addie: “Hey what’s your address?”
Jordan: “gives address”
* a week later*
Jordan:“hey Addie what gift are you sending me?”
Addie: “what are you talking about?”
Jordan: “rats in my ass
*a week later a gift arrives*
by Candiman69 June 11, 2024
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Rats up my ass

Punching your hand inside someone's asshole and then you open the asshole and tickle the inside.

The sensation feels like rats crawling up your ass, hence the name.
Nick (you, a kinky motherfucker): "Man, Lisa just gave me rats up my ass."
Mike (your childhood friend who respects you very much, up until this information which has entered the neurons in his brain matter): "What the fuck?"
by miahh June 06, 2022
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Tight Hank Hill Ass

When you play by the book & obey every law 24/7 & never let small problems go away.
Bobby is a fucking loser with that Tight Hank Hill Ass!

Fuck him! His ass so tight his ass cheeks suck in his asshole like trying to pick up a cherry off the stool.
by Howard Stern Number 1 January 04, 2022
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