vacation dick

A dick sized as such that it can only be taken a few times as a "treat" before it hurts or causes damage

"That guy last night had a massive vacation dick, I what an experience"

by Dentedparadox June 16, 2016

Diversity Dick

A man with a Diversity Dick is one who will hook up with any person.

Joe boned white girls, black girls, Asian girls, tall girls, short girls, your grandma, and your 19-year-old sister. He has a diversity dick

by iliketoshitmypants69 October 31, 2019

mailbox dick

when a dick is waxed/shaved so that the only hair present is in the surrounding area of the balls rather than the balls themselves

“She pulled down Matt’s boxers and there it was— a nice, clean, and suckable mailbox dick.”

by holyblazer December 17, 2022

odese dick

odese dick is bigger then a normal dick

random girl: wow alex has a odese dick .
alex hears*

alex: oh rlly 😏

by bigdickalex April 8, 2021

dick cheese

semen that has been left to undergo fermentation on a dick. please for the sake of everyone. WASH YO PICKLE

girl 1: i was gonna give him head but then...
girl 2: oh no...dont tell me....
girl 1: *sniffs* t-there was...
girl 2: NO ! no dont say it
girl 1: d-dick cheese

by comeoverwhenyouresober March 19, 2022

L.A. Dick Contest

A shootout between street punks over women, status, or cred.

A few thugs got into an L.A. dick contest in the parking lot at the club in Compton Saturday night.

by panic oasis August 5, 2022

Dick

Something the “perfect” guy doesn’t have

Brad was the one for the fine chick if only he had a dick

by Weirdshithappensman November 19, 2019