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self-vidie

A self video of oneself
Holding her cell phone as a video camera, she made a self-vidie of herself bicycling.
He liked to see himself talk, so he made a self-vid of his talking into his cell phone's video camera.
He was self-viding himself with his video camera, while he sang his favorite song.
by T.V. John November 14, 2013
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A Day in the Life of My Future Self

I live in Canada with my loving husband and two daughters in a beautiful, luxurious home surrounded by nature. Our lifestyle is abundant, and we enjoy a steady, high income that supports all our desires. My husband is thriving in his job, deeply fulfilled and happy, while my daughters are confident, aligned with the universe, and excelling in life.

My work is flexible—I work from home three days a week and in the office two days, which is just a short, peaceful walk away. I have ample time to enjoy nature, go for walks, and meditate in serene, natural surroundings. Every day, I feel grateful for the balance and ease in my life.

Our home is filled with love, laughter, and harmony. We share meals together, talk about our days, and support each other’s dreams. There is always joy and positivity flowing in our family. My daughters are radiant, happy, and thriving, and my husband and I share a deep, loving connection.

I am living my dream life, aligned with the universe, surrounded by abundance, love, and happiness. Everything flows effortlessly, and we are truly at peace, enjoying a beautiful life filled with purpose and joy.
by APTM September 20, 2024
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self cling ding

Self suctioning dildo.
I wanted to pleasure myself in the shower, but couldn't find my self cling ding.
by sepayne September 28, 2017
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Hit vanilla cream to help out with your self esteem

(a black person, undeniably a male) to ejaculate and rub their semen on themselves to try to look white.
Hit vanilla cream to help out with your self esteem
by DefinitionsPlug June 11, 2024
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SELF-ANOINT

To Golden Shower oneself......and NOT on purpose!

To not "Tap Tap" enough for males in the bathroom or outdoors.........
Barry was known for "self-anointing " .......his crotch was always damp & dark....
" Hey Barry.....you might want to Tap Tap a few more times....those Khakis reveal self-anointing" too well ! "
by Big R in Vegas November 3, 2018
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self teller

At any grocery store, a self teller is a checkout machine that you work without any help from an employee. Also known as a self-checkout.
“Hey yo bitch, you got 15 items or less, go to the self-teller.” Self teller.
by Eddie Hascal goat June 25, 2023
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Top self freedom

Top self weed that sets you free
You try sone of that top self freedom? Had me flying high as a motherfucker
by Whipstick86 April 20, 2022
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