Uncle Samsonite

A man, typically overweight who gets the satisfaction of twerking infront of minors

There is no example, theres just Uncle Samsonite.

by SuperNigger2145 October 2, 2024

uncle noodle

the performance of felatio on a flaccid penis through the time it become erect and until completion.

Troy: Hilary woke me up to the an uncle noodle!

David: So I guess you can say you started your day off on the right foot.

Troy: dude shut your corny ass up

by RanchOnEverythang July 8, 2016

Uncle Fester

A male senior, commonly named Tim, who looks like a shaved sack.

Behaviors may include bending over for his big daddy, acting like a bitch when he does not get attention from his big daddy, being a buzzkill, requesting to be designated driver for his big daddy, and getting jealous when others give his big daddy attention.

That crazy guy Tim is such an Uncle Fester.

by UncleFesterLove July 5, 2024

Uncle ricked

When your uncle molests you on a fishing trip 🎶never made it as a wise man🎶

When i was 7 in gatlenburg Tennessee i got uncle ricked

by Ike19991123 May 31, 2023

uncle andy

the hottest bitch in town

wow uncle andy

by Greeeeyyyyyyyy February 24, 2022

Uncle

A fucking pedo

Oh look theres my uncle y is he outside the school i thought he wasnt allowed 300 meters away from the school

by A dead shitter January 5, 2021

Garth's Uncle

To Tighten something like uncle garth

Person 1: "Whos tightened that up? "

Person 2: "Garth's uncle!"

Or

When tigheting something:
Person "Garth it!"

by Mr.Lamb22 February 26, 2024