Crankshaft-Walter Turkey

Anything to do with a cranky old man from the Flint Michigan area

That old Turkey is such a cranky old grouch! He is just like Walter off of Jeff Dunhams act. That old cuss is such a Crankshaft-Walter Turkey!

by Walter-Turkey February 12, 2010

turkey

a large bird that once chased Kelly down a street or something of the sort.

shit theres a turkey chasing me about to kill me

by sendtoepicsma January 6, 2023

turkey tired

Post-turkey exhaustion, especially on Thanksgiving.

"Dude want to go to the movies tonight?"
"Dude no thanks I just had thanksgiving dinner, I'm so turkey tired"

by mdanny December 15, 2008

Turkey Sammich

Splitting her butt cheeks apart, slathering mayonnaise up and down her crack, adding turkey, lettuce and tomatoes- then proceeding to chow down on your delicious sammich between the best buns.

I came home, grabbed m girl and made her a turkey sammich.

by El Pedro. Bendejo March 30, 2024

Turkey Balls

A man's saggy, wrinkly balls that hang low (sometimes below the knee). Best used for tea bagging.

"Goofy totally has Turkey Balls." or "Goofy sure has some nasty Turkey Balls." "OMG! I like totally just saw Mickey sucking on Goofy's turkey balls!"

by NuttersNutsack July 16, 2013

Turkey bag

Anal insemination by an inside out meth bag

On thanksgiving chicken heads are getting turkey bagged.

by Sugui July 13, 2022

Turkey

A person who walks around spreading they tail feathers and doing all that gobble gobble.. But when it comes time for action, takes flight like a frightened bird.

I noticed you were talkin all that cheap on the phone but you hid when you saw me, because you're a turkey.

by Jaidynsdad87 August 10, 2017