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turkey muncher

The act of licking the vagina of an obese woman. Often accompanied with the phrase “gobble, gobble”.
That man Geoff is a right turkey muncher.
by HalfPasty June 21, 2018
mugGet the turkey munchermug.

twerky turkey

The act of twerking with your cock and balls out while gobbling. This move is most commonly used as comedic relief for a significant other due to the hilarity of seeing your 'beak' and 'wattle' slapping back and forth.
My girlfriend was having a stressful day until I bust out the twerky turkey on the bed.
by TT21 August 6, 2021
mugGet the twerky turkeymug.

thanksgiving day turkey

someone who bases there life around food
by BBLSLAYER6969 January 22, 2025
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banged me a turkey sandwich

When a vagina is penetrated repeatedly and with excessive force, whereas afterwards the vagina resembles lunch meat.
by Kristenkooster October 25, 2017
mugGet the banged me a turkey sandwichmug.

Turkey

A mass country in the Middle East in Western Asia, the Balkans in Southeastern Europe, and the Caucasus in Eurasia. It occupies itself the half of itself to Eurasia. Languages: Turkish, Greek (sometimes), Arabic (sometimes) Capital: Ankara Population: 84.34 million (2020)
Turkey is the first country in the Middle East by a portion to the Balkans. It's northern to Israel and a little big, but less little small than Saudi Arabia
by CentralAnimator June 14, 2022
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turkey piff

a girl who is ugly with flab around her neck which tends to wobble
rah, that gally is turkey piff
by piffmandep July 23, 2013
mugGet the turkey piffmug.

having a turkey

Having a turkey can often mean to have a moan or to be displeased with something.

Can sometimes be shortened to 'turk'.
"Look, shes having a turkey" (moaning)
or
"Oh no... you're actually having a turk" (unhappy)
by Jo-han August 11, 2006
mugGet the having a turkeymug.

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