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damn shorty got a blad spot

what juelz says in the song "still more than music" and it means that that bitch has a shaved pussy
"Why ya jaw dropped, her drawers dropped. Damn shorty got a blad spot."
by JSants June 28, 2007
mugGet the damn shorty got a blad spotmug.

I got to go Poopy like Snoopy

When you really have to go #2 in the bathroom.
My stomach is killing me, I got to go poopy like Snoopy
by robosixx March 21, 2012
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i got a race cah motha fucka

by eat a dick February 22, 2004
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You got me straight trippin' boo

Girl: "How do i look?"
Guy: " You got me straight trippin' boo!"
by pisky March 28, 2003
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i got carrie all up in my ass

When a woman is having a particularly heavy menstrual flow.
Mindy: "Why are you so grumpy today?" Diane: "I got Carrie all up in my ass!"
by Debnhim October 28, 2018
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If you ain't got haters you ain't poppin

Meaning you ain't cool and you ain't doing stuff right if you don't have haters.
Come on man, stop stressin about what people say. Remember,if you ain't got haters you ain't poppin!!
by Elizapple September 19, 2016
mugGet the If you ain't got haters you ain't poppinmug.

got goalkeeper doesn't mean cannot score goal

Originally coined by unknown person of incredible literary talent, made popular by Anthony, this phrase is an analogy often used to encourage people pursuing someone of the opposite gender which is already attached.

This analogy is based on the empirical evidence of soccer matches with positive goals scored (n > 0), despite the presence of a goalkeeper intending precisely to stop that. Similarly, just because a girl (guy) has a boyfriend (girlfriend), doesn't mean that she (he) is automatically unavailable.

A skilled striker may still be able to score a goal despite the presence of a goalkeeper. Of course, the presence of a goalkeeper does increase the difficulty associated with goal-scoring.

This has led to phrases such as "I can't even score an open goal!" or "wow Kenji can score goal even with so many defenders!"

Note: the definition listed above in no way represents the attitude of the author towards the subject
A: "wow that girl is amazing! too bad she's already with that stud Anthony"

B: "what kind of defeatist attitude is that! don't you know, got goalkeeper doesn't mean cannot score goal!"

A: "alright i'm going for it! watch out Anthony!"
by jet-x June 8, 2009
mugGet the got goalkeeper doesn't mean cannot score goalmug.

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