Mesopotamian Mud Spread

The process of violently shitting your pants, pulling your pants down, then sitting on something/someone.

"Yeah dude, I heard he visited Margaret Thatcher's grave and gave it a good Mesopotamian Mud Spread."

by ZvyezdaVodna October 2, 2024

Detroit Mud Slide

The act of defecting down a partners face and then giving them head, while eating your own feces.

Let me give you a Detroit Mud Slide tonight. 🤭🤭

by nendnsnnsnsmoasisujshqywuidnen July 13, 2025

Fat as Mud

An old-timey saying indicating that something is extremely large.

Me: That dude is huge!
Someone’s grandpa: Yeah, he’s fat as mud.

by billiam17 March 16, 2024

Mud Turkey

An offensive and quite possibly racist term used to degrade people native to mesoamerica. Mud refers to the mud they might use to build houses and towns. Turkey refers to the headdresses made from feathers that the native tribespeople were observed to occasionally wear.

”Did you see who Alex is dating now?”

”You mean The Mud Turkey?”
”Woah mate that sounds super racist. Not sure if it is but it sure sounds like it”

by SapphoPrime August 20, 2024

MUD MONSTER

A WOMAN WHO GOES TO ATV PARKS WITH HER OWN MUD MACHINE. SHE ALSO FINDS ALL THE MUDHOLES AND GOES STRAIGHT THROUGH THEM GIVING THEMSELVES, THEIR MACHINE AND ANYONE IN THE NEAR VICINITY A MUD BATH. SHE IS THE EXACT OPPOSITE OF A MUD CRICKET.

THAT MUD MONSTER HIT THE FIRST MUDHOLE SHE SAW IN HER SIDE BY SIDE AS FAST AS SHE POSSIBLY COULD.

by THE OFFICIAL MUD MONSTER March 1, 2025

German mud wizard

You have anal sex with someone and cover your penis in shit and then you pull out before your going to cum and finish on there face

Oh my god they did the German mud wizard

by Luciepoo February 26, 2023

Mississippi Mud Puppy

Doggy-style anal sex with a girl missing a tooth.

Bro 1: Hey, I fucked that girl last night.
Bro 2: The one with the lazy eye and no front teeth?
Bro 1: Yeah, I gave her the ol' Mississippi Mud Puppy in her brown eye!

by Mr. Eric Shay November 5, 2010